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Job Application Quotes

I figured the Nightingale Investigations job application form had the question Are you hot? Yes. No. If you answered no, please exit the building.
- Kristen Ashley

On any job application I ever do, if they want my references, I always list the Bible.
- Jarod Kintz

In the book, I write about children in first grade who were taught to read by reading want ads. They learned to write by writing job applications. Imagine what would happen if anyone tried to do that to children in a predominantly white suburban school.
- Jonathan Kozol

Dude. Post-apocalyptic world. Who does job applications anymore?"
"I do."
I squint at it, then him. "What are you paying me?" I angle.
"Dude. Post-apocalyptic world. Who does money anymore."
I snicker. First sign of any sense of humor he's shown. Then I remember where I am and why. I wad it up and throw it at him. It bounces off his chest.
- Karen Marie Moning

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