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Job Interview Quotes

Everyone's fake in certain situations. It's like when you go for a job interview and they ask you, "What would you do if you found one of your friends at work stealing?" and, let's face it, no one's going to tell on their friend. But of course you have to say, "I would tell IMMEDIATELY, because I don't think I could work in that kind of environment, it's not good for my morale." No one wants to look like an idiot.
- Lauren Barnholdt

In most cases, the best strategy for a job interview is to be fairly honest, because the worst thing that can happen is that you won't get the job and will spend the rest of your life foraging for food in the wilderness and seeking shelter underneath a tree or the awning of a bowling alley that has gone out of business.
- Lemony Snicket

When I was older and I first started working, I was obsessed with buying my first Chanel jacket. I saved up my hard-earned money, went to Barneys, and bought a little black Chanel jacket. It saw many, many job interviews and many, many events. I'm not fitting into it lately, but I still have it.
- Nina Garcia

Let's face it: a date is a job-interview, that lasts all night. The only difference between a date and a job interview is: not many job-interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end of it.
- Jerry Seinfeld

Should I masturbate before we meet up? I don't want to be horny and thinking with my dick the whole time. I mean, it's not like it's a date. For Pete's sake, it's a job interview.
- Jarod Kintz

My first thought was, "I got a haircut and trimmed my pubes for this job interview?" Then I thought, "Maybe being a political intern isn't such a bad gig after all. I could learn the ropes that bind the people into bondage."
- Jarod Kintz

Before job interviews, I think: What color tie best represents me as a person this company would be interested in?
- Jarod Kintz

In this economic recession, I have resorted to wearing my lucky underwear to job interviews. It gives me confidence, and it helps cover up the bald spot on the back of my head.
- Jarod Kintz

I picked up an issue of Cosmopolitan the other day that had tips for job interviews, because I was like, 'I need to get better at interviews.' The article was basically about how to get someone not to hate you in 20 minutes. Every single thing they told you not to do, I was like, 'I do that every day.'
- Jennifer Lawrence

Who can tell me which president had a cross-eyed wife with a bad case of the uglies?" Chaney asked.
"Make sure you get that down," Travis whispered. "I'm gonna need to know that for job interviews.
- Jamie Mcguire

I get mad at people who talk about traumatic job interviews, about going on one and getting rejected. I get rejected all the time and not only do I get rejected, but people have no problem being really specific about why I was rejected.
- Julia Sweeney

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