You pretty much annoy me and thus can kiss my ass
- Darynda Jones
I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.
- Woody Allen
Oliver Cromwell can kiss my singing emerald scrotum!
- Stephen Colbert
Don't come here again. Ever," he said, but instead of a threat, this sounded like a declaration of affection.
"Beckett, you can kiss my ass," Livia countered. "I'll be here if you need meor if I need you."
Beckett winked before growling angrily, surveying the parking lot, and turning to go back inside.
- Debra Anastasia
They can kiss my ass. I'd rather talk to you than stand with those spineless nimrods any day.
- Debra Anastasia
I gave him my best cryptic smile. He did not fall down to his feet, kiss my shoes, and promise me the world. I must be getting rusty.
- Ilona Andrews
Justin, honey, you were my very first kiss. My very first hand to hold. But you were nothing more than an average guy. And I don't say that to be mean- I don't. There was just something about you that made me need to be your girlfriend to this day I don't know exactly what that was. But it was there.. and it was amazingly strong. -Thirteen Reasons Why
- Jay Asher
Don't try me," Lucian warned in my head.
"Kiss my concubine ass," I returned in his.
- Kristen Ashley
A clever enemy would kiss my hand, then stab at my back while I was distracted. (Stryker)
A coward's action. Truly. Don't insult either one of us with such a suggestion. I don't believe in petty juvenile attacks. I go after what I want, and when it's the life of an enemy I don't want there to be any mistaking my intention. If you're worth my hatred, then you're worth my letting you know that I'm coming for you. (Zephyra)
- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Knock, knock. (Desiderius)
Now, ain't this a bitch. Here I am, trying to kiss my girl, and you have to interrupt us. What, were you raised in a barn? By the way, touch the woman, or the Lamborghini, and you're a dead man. (Kyrian)
- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Yes!" Narissus unslung his bow and grabbed an arrow from his dusty quiver. "The first one who get that bronze, I will like you almost as much as I like me. I might even kiss you, right after I kiss my reflection!"
"Oh my gods!" the nymphs squealed.
- Rick Riordan
Its our loot. If you don't like it, you can kiss my quiver
- Rick Riordan
If you don't like it you can kiss my quiver
- Rick Riordan
It's our loot!" he yelled, standing on his tiptoes so he could get in Clarisse's face. "If you don't like it, you can kiss my quiver!
- Rick Riordan
And to all others in this story profound shooms of lip music brrrrrr. And they can kiss my sharries.
- Anthony Burgess
Golf and alcohol don't mix
And that's why I don't drink and drive
Because, good grief I'd knock out my teeth
And have to kiss my smile goodbye
- Owl City
I told him, 'You can start in the middle and kiss your way thirty-six inches to the right, and then you can go back to the middle and kiss your way thirty-six inches to the left. You can just kiss my big ass.
- Blaize Clement
To be fucking human, to not put too fine a point on it, and Daniel Boone can kiss my ass.
- Terry Pratchett
There was no confusion of our bodies. I knew which arm was his and which mine, and which leg, and which shoulder. I did not lose track and kiss my own arm, or whatever came near my mouth. THe smallest motion did not immediately lead to another motion. It was not endless, I did not go more and more deeply into my body and his body as though to go as far as possible from my mind, and his mind, so conscious, so unrelenting. It did not end while it was still in the middle.
- Lydia Davis
He smirked and that was it. I propelled myself forward and into his arms, our mouths instantly locking in a frenzied kiss, my hands grasping his collar, his shirt, his hair, his anything. - Lily, Seers of Light.
- Jennifer Delucy
I can't believe you grew up and ate a monkey. Worse, I can't believe I let a guy who ate a monkey kiss my mouth.
Honey,I kissed more than your mouth.
- Rachel Gibson
My own opinion is enough for me, and I claim the right to have it defended against any consensus, any majority, anywhere, any place, any time. And anyone who disagrees with this can pick a number, get in line, and kiss my ass.
- Christopher Hitchens
I feel the healing
hands of God
touch my heart
and kiss my soul.
- Harley King
When my time on earth is gone, and my activities here are passed, I want they bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my ass!
- Bobby Knight
Rukia: Why is she glaring at me?
Ichigo: I wonder..
Nel: What's your welationship with Itsygo?
Rukia: Huh?
Renji: Popular with the ladies, eh?
Ichigo: Kiss my ass.
- Tite Kubo
He takes my hand. Intertwines our fingers. Offers me a smile that manages to kiss my heart.
- Tahereh Mafi
The only foreplay I really need is for a guy to kiss my hip bone. The hip is the most erotic and neglected body part. Kiss the hip bone with your lips.
- Karen Mcdougal
Ssh, I'm counting." Travis watched me for a moment, and then leaned down to kiss my neck. "I can't concentrate while you're doing tha...
- Jamie Mcguire
I am sentimental,' she said. 'I could dissect a koala but not its baby. I like the words damozel, eglantine, elegant. I love when you kiss my elongated white hand.
- Vladimir Nabokov
I ended up gettin' a little Gibson amp and a bass, because of Gene Simmons of Kiss. Myself and three other kids would pretend to be Kiss - I liked Gene the best.
- Jason Newsted
One kiss, my bonny sweetheart; I'm after a prize tonight,
But I shall be back with the yellow gold before the morning light.
Yet if they press me sharply, and harry me through the day,
Then look for me by moonlight,
Watch for me by moonlight,
I'll come to thee by moonlight, though hell should bar the way.
- Alfred Noyes
Kiss my ass, demon!' Beck whooped, and shot a first in the air.
- Jana Oliver
Lucky man,"Jules said to me, leaning over to kiss my cheeks. "What I wouldn't give to be in your head." Instead of the usual quick air-kisses, he took his time kissing both of my cheeks tenderly. "Jules!" I gasped, feeling myself blush. He stood, looking up in space, and raised both arms as if in surrender. "Okay, okay, man. Hands off, I get it! But it's not often we get a young pretty human in the house. in fact, it's never.
- Amy Plum
I looked into Blake's eyes, remembering my lost marble and thinking that even though it was gone forever, there could be another match out there. There might be another guy who would kiss my forehead, a guy who was just as sweet as strong enough to choose me over everybody else
- Lorraine Zago Rosenthal
I love both of you exactly the way you are. I love that you have no filter, and I adore that Gavin can make grown men cry. There is not one thing I would change about either of you, and if anyone doesn't like it, they can kiss my ass. You guys are my life and my family now. Nothing else matters.
- Tara Sivec
I didn't hesitate to kiss my father in public. And that's how I tried to raise my children. We're physical.
- Payne Stewart
O love, O fire! once he drew
With one long kiss my whole soul through
My lips, as sunlight drinketh dew.
- Alfred Lord Tennyson
You could stand to work on your manners there, Sunshine."
"That's not my name." She kept walking.
He glared at the back of her pack. "How about sweetheart, then?"
"How about you kiss my ass?
- Dee Tenorio
-You're pretty hard-boiled, Tinker Bell.
-Call me that name again and you'll be wondering how your bollocks wound up lodged in your windpipe--from below. Just because we don't get to your side of things much anymore doesn't mean we don't know anything. 'If you believe in fairies, clap your hands!' If you believe in fairies, kiss my rosy pink arse is more like it. Now are you going to shut your gob or not?
- Tad Williams
I shake my head. "Remember, Mother. There are no mistakes."
She smiles through her tears, leaning in to kiss my cheek "No mistakes, my angel.
- Michelle Zink
Oh, and let's not forget that there seems to be a gang of idiotic, fallen angels after me. Honestly, they could all kiss my ass.
- Christine Zolendz
- Darynda Jones
I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.
- Woody Allen
Oliver Cromwell can kiss my singing emerald scrotum!
- Stephen Colbert
Don't come here again. Ever," he said, but instead of a threat, this sounded like a declaration of affection.
"Beckett, you can kiss my ass," Livia countered. "I'll be here if you need meor if I need you."
Beckett winked before growling angrily, surveying the parking lot, and turning to go back inside.
- Debra Anastasia
They can kiss my ass. I'd rather talk to you than stand with those spineless nimrods any day.
- Debra Anastasia
I gave him my best cryptic smile. He did not fall down to his feet, kiss my shoes, and promise me the world. I must be getting rusty.
- Ilona Andrews
Justin, honey, you were my very first kiss. My very first hand to hold. But you were nothing more than an average guy. And I don't say that to be mean- I don't. There was just something about you that made me need to be your girlfriend to this day I don't know exactly what that was. But it was there.. and it was amazingly strong. -Thirteen Reasons Why
- Jay Asher
Don't try me," Lucian warned in my head.
"Kiss my concubine ass," I returned in his.
- Kristen Ashley
A clever enemy would kiss my hand, then stab at my back while I was distracted. (Stryker)
A coward's action. Truly. Don't insult either one of us with such a suggestion. I don't believe in petty juvenile attacks. I go after what I want, and when it's the life of an enemy I don't want there to be any mistaking my intention. If you're worth my hatred, then you're worth my letting you know that I'm coming for you. (Zephyra)
- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Knock, knock. (Desiderius)
Now, ain't this a bitch. Here I am, trying to kiss my girl, and you have to interrupt us. What, were you raised in a barn? By the way, touch the woman, or the Lamborghini, and you're a dead man. (Kyrian)
- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Yes!" Narissus unslung his bow and grabbed an arrow from his dusty quiver. "The first one who get that bronze, I will like you almost as much as I like me. I might even kiss you, right after I kiss my reflection!"
"Oh my gods!" the nymphs squealed.
- Rick Riordan
Its our loot. If you don't like it, you can kiss my quiver
- Rick Riordan
If you don't like it you can kiss my quiver
- Rick Riordan
It's our loot!" he yelled, standing on his tiptoes so he could get in Clarisse's face. "If you don't like it, you can kiss my quiver!
- Rick Riordan
And to all others in this story profound shooms of lip music brrrrrr. And they can kiss my sharries.
- Anthony Burgess
Golf and alcohol don't mix
And that's why I don't drink and drive
Because, good grief I'd knock out my teeth
And have to kiss my smile goodbye
- Owl City
I told him, 'You can start in the middle and kiss your way thirty-six inches to the right, and then you can go back to the middle and kiss your way thirty-six inches to the left. You can just kiss my big ass.
- Blaize Clement
To be fucking human, to not put too fine a point on it, and Daniel Boone can kiss my ass.
- Terry Pratchett
There was no confusion of our bodies. I knew which arm was his and which mine, and which leg, and which shoulder. I did not lose track and kiss my own arm, or whatever came near my mouth. THe smallest motion did not immediately lead to another motion. It was not endless, I did not go more and more deeply into my body and his body as though to go as far as possible from my mind, and his mind, so conscious, so unrelenting. It did not end while it was still in the middle.
- Lydia Davis
He smirked and that was it. I propelled myself forward and into his arms, our mouths instantly locking in a frenzied kiss, my hands grasping his collar, his shirt, his hair, his anything. - Lily, Seers of Light.
- Jennifer Delucy
I can't believe you grew up and ate a monkey. Worse, I can't believe I let a guy who ate a monkey kiss my mouth.
Honey,I kissed more than your mouth.
- Rachel Gibson
My own opinion is enough for me, and I claim the right to have it defended against any consensus, any majority, anywhere, any place, any time. And anyone who disagrees with this can pick a number, get in line, and kiss my ass.
- Christopher Hitchens
I feel the healing
hands of God
touch my heart
and kiss my soul.
- Harley King
When my time on earth is gone, and my activities here are passed, I want they bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my ass!
- Bobby Knight
Rukia: Why is she glaring at me?
Ichigo: I wonder..
Nel: What's your welationship with Itsygo?
Rukia: Huh?
Renji: Popular with the ladies, eh?
Ichigo: Kiss my ass.
- Tite Kubo
He takes my hand. Intertwines our fingers. Offers me a smile that manages to kiss my heart.
- Tahereh Mafi
The only foreplay I really need is for a guy to kiss my hip bone. The hip is the most erotic and neglected body part. Kiss the hip bone with your lips.
- Karen Mcdougal
Ssh, I'm counting." Travis watched me for a moment, and then leaned down to kiss my neck. "I can't concentrate while you're doing tha...
- Jamie Mcguire
I am sentimental,' she said. 'I could dissect a koala but not its baby. I like the words damozel, eglantine, elegant. I love when you kiss my elongated white hand.
- Vladimir Nabokov
I ended up gettin' a little Gibson amp and a bass, because of Gene Simmons of Kiss. Myself and three other kids would pretend to be Kiss - I liked Gene the best.
- Jason Newsted
One kiss, my bonny sweetheart; I'm after a prize tonight,
But I shall be back with the yellow gold before the morning light.
Yet if they press me sharply, and harry me through the day,
Then look for me by moonlight,
Watch for me by moonlight,
I'll come to thee by moonlight, though hell should bar the way.
- Alfred Noyes
Kiss my ass, demon!' Beck whooped, and shot a first in the air.
- Jana Oliver
Lucky man,"Jules said to me, leaning over to kiss my cheeks. "What I wouldn't give to be in your head." Instead of the usual quick air-kisses, he took his time kissing both of my cheeks tenderly. "Jules!" I gasped, feeling myself blush. He stood, looking up in space, and raised both arms as if in surrender. "Okay, okay, man. Hands off, I get it! But it's not often we get a young pretty human in the house. in fact, it's never.
- Amy Plum
I looked into Blake's eyes, remembering my lost marble and thinking that even though it was gone forever, there could be another match out there. There might be another guy who would kiss my forehead, a guy who was just as sweet as strong enough to choose me over everybody else
- Lorraine Zago Rosenthal
I love both of you exactly the way you are. I love that you have no filter, and I adore that Gavin can make grown men cry. There is not one thing I would change about either of you, and if anyone doesn't like it, they can kiss my ass. You guys are my life and my family now. Nothing else matters.
- Tara Sivec
I didn't hesitate to kiss my father in public. And that's how I tried to raise my children. We're physical.
- Payne Stewart
O love, O fire! once he drew
With one long kiss my whole soul through
My lips, as sunlight drinketh dew.
- Alfred Lord Tennyson
You could stand to work on your manners there, Sunshine."
"That's not my name." She kept walking.
He glared at the back of her pack. "How about sweetheart, then?"
"How about you kiss my ass?
- Dee Tenorio
-You're pretty hard-boiled, Tinker Bell.
-Call me that name again and you'll be wondering how your bollocks wound up lodged in your windpipe--from below. Just because we don't get to your side of things much anymore doesn't mean we don't know anything. 'If you believe in fairies, clap your hands!' If you believe in fairies, kiss my rosy pink arse is more like it. Now are you going to shut your gob or not?
- Tad Williams
I shake my head. "Remember, Mother. There are no mistakes."
She smiles through her tears, leaning in to kiss my cheek "No mistakes, my angel.
- Michelle Zink
Oh, and let's not forget that there seems to be a gang of idiotic, fallen angels after me. Honestly, they could all kiss my ass.
- Christine Zolendz
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