Reality Show Quotes

I love adventure, so I'm excited to be working on something new and making the transition from reality show contestant to host.
- Rob Mariano

This is going to make such a great story: How I nursed a pirate back to health and my love saved him," Miss Ohio said with a contented sigh. "And then we can have our own reality show about our relationship."
- "Beauty Queens
- Libba Bray

I'm not a fan of reality shows, but I am a fan of people who use their brains and skills and hard work to outsmart people, not to steal someone's man or get drunk on TV.
- Sandra Bullock

I love watching reality shows - I'm up to date with 'America's Next Top Model' and I love 'Project Runway.' But the shows where they're just sitting in a house aren't as fun to me!
- Emma Bunton

Maybe they'd use biological or chemical weapons instead. Maybe they'd crash the world economy. Maybe they'd turn every program on television into one of those reality shows."
"That's mostly done already, Harry."
"Oh. Well. I've got to believe that the world is worth saving anyway.
- Jim Butcher

Maybe I should, I don't know leave? Because this is starting to sound like one of those reality shows I don't want to be in. Maybe you guys want to take turns in the confessional booth.
- Rachel Caine

I'd like to be an assistant producer to a reality show.
- Trishelle Cannatella

There is a strange pecking order among actors. Theatre actors look down on film actors, who look down on TV actors. Thank God for reality shows, or we wouldn't have anybody to look down on.
- George Clooney

when people say right person, wrong time, or wrong person, right time, it's usually a cop-out. They think that fate is playing with them. That we're all just participants in this romantic reality show that God gets a kick out of watching. But the universe doesn't decide what's right or not right. You do.
- Rachel Cohn

My mother and my father have always supported me. Now in their eighties, they actually clamor onto the tour bus with me once or twice a year so they can watch the performances and hear the crowds. Traveling with eighty-something-year-olds on a tour bus... there has to be some sort of reality show in that.
- Jeff Dunham

She begins to feel that the reality show is the university she never attended. Vicarious reality. Emotion without a value-added tax. Movement without danger. Alma finds her reality. She no longer has a reason to put herself at risk and go out into the hostile, degrading world.
- Carlos Fuentes

I am ashamed to admit I watch a lot of reality shows like The Osbournes and The Bachelor.
- Sara Gilbert

You know what I like to do? I love waking up early, making them breakfast, taking them to school, having time in the morning with them. With six kids, it's like a reality show.
- Allan Houston

I am a chain-smoking, nocturnal, reality show junky.
- Brooklyn Hudson

Sometimes I feel like I'm a contestant in a reality show that probably would be called The Apprentice Survivor Millionaire.
- Robert Iger

I hate reality shows that are not reality.
- Joan Rivers

Now, having had this experience, I can't say really what they were looking for. I don't know their minds. But every time I see a reality show, it seems that the most entertaining parts on other reality shows are when they make their guests look foolish.
- Liza Minnelli

Welcome to My Super Secret Life, where people try to kill us on a regular basis, and we thwart bad-guy schemes for breakfast. We're almost like a reality show, only without the alcohol and hot tubs.
- Gini Koch

We wanted to do a woman on a reality show because that's what's happening right now-it's part of our culture.
- Lisa Kudrow

I do like reality shows, and I watch some of them because they're high drama. It's also just fun to watch people have honest reactions.
- Lisa Kudrow

...the only light in this tiny-mooned night comes from the windows of the apartment building, a matching purple halo from each window, a dozen televisions all tuned to the pointless, empty, idiotic unreality o the same reality show, everyone watching in vacuous lockstep as true reality cruises slowly past outside licking its chops
- Jeff Lindsay

I think especially with the Internet and the amount of reality shows that are going on, there's no way to keep a secret anymore, so I try to let my project be as much as reality show as I can allow it to be.
- Jason Mraz

I have a thing against reality shows. I think they are so fake. I think they are produced before they begin. I think people know where they're going, what they're going to say, what the situation is. These things just don't happen and you know that.
- Regis Philbin

Ten years from now, I would like to see myself successful as a brand, like Jessica Simpson, with babies running around and a beautiful husband and my own reality show.
- Nicole Polizzi

You have to remember that reality shows capture your worst moments.
- Nicole Polizzi

So many reality shows are scripted and create this fake drama, and it's a bunch of bull. We wanted to do something real and something wholesome and something that's focused on positive family values.
- Bill Rancic

When you do a reality show and host shows, it's hard to have secrets.
- Giuliana Rancic

If you are strong enough as a couple, reality shows can be a good thing for the relationship.
- Giuliana Rancic

I know I'm on a small cable reality show. I'm realistic where I stand in the scheme of things.
- Jai Rodriguez

People are on their computers more than watching TV, because you can only watch voyeur TV, which is basically what reality shows are, for so long.
- Stephen Root

What has reality shows got to do with reality? It is beyond unreality; there is nothing real about it.
- Morley Safer

Certainly there's got to be a little bit of reality show fatigue happening.
- Josh Schwartz

There's got to be a little bit of reality show fatigue happening.
- Josh Schwartz

I would only ever be involved in a reality show that was about real life and had lots of action.
- Steven Seagal

The key word about The West Wing is show. It is not a reality show. It has nothing to do with reality.
- Martin Sheen

Reality shows that, contrary to other countries in southern Africa, we have no basis for a classical guerilla struggle. We have never had a hinterland, and we do not expect to.
- Joe Slovo

Reality shows are all the rage on TV at the moment, but that's not reality, it's just another aesthetic form of fiction.
- Steven Soderbergh

Most 'reality' shows aren't reality at all. They're game shows with no prize. Like 'Rock of Love.' His aren't genuine feelings. Then again, Bob Barker didn't really care whether or not you won the toaster. Sorry to shatter everyone's dreams.
- Hal Sparks

It is a reality show... this show is never without drama.
- Mario Vazquez

Fuck. Even when I was in love with you. Or some shit.
Butch clasped his hands to his chest. "Was? Was? I can't believe you've lost interest." He threw one arm over his eyes, all Sarah Bernhardt. "My dreams of our future shattered-"
"Shut it, cop."
Butch looked out from under his arm. 3are you kidding me? The reality show I had planned was fantastic. Was going to pitch it to VH1. 'Two Bites Are Better Than One'. We were going to make millions.
- J R Ward

When you film a reality show, it's so jumbled. They shoot episodes in all orders!
- Carnie Wilson

Television studios bet the farm on reality shows, where they didn't need any actors and movie studios had no plans for any quality movies that required the presence of me.
- Alfre Woodard