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Voice Mail Quotes

What is the sound of one hand clapping? What is the weight of a single grain of sand? The answer is equal to my interest in the message you are about to leave so make it short. -- Mitch Hertzog's voice mail message.
- Meg Cabot

(He glared at them while it rang and rang and rang. Grimacing at the delay, Nick glanced toward Kody.) "Do necromancers not have voice mail?" Nick
- Sherrilyn Kenyon

I don't even have voice mail or answering machines anymore. I hate the phone, and I don't want to call anybody back. If I go to hell, it will be a small closet with a telephone in it, and I will be doomed and destined for eternity to return phone calls.
- Drew Barrymore

Right, then." He pointed across to a bank of phones against the wall. "If you want to check your voice mail, now's the time."
"Where's my phone?"
"Out of service."
"It was fine in the car."
"It's not fine now."
"What'd you do to it?"
"Put it out of our misery. I'm sorry, Kate. But every minute it's on, you're traceable to within the length of a football field, anywhere on the planet.
- Jennifer Lee Carrell

And indeed, last week, the FBI executed a search warrant on my residence. This happened one day after my attorneys had left a message on the lead FBI investigator's voice mail confirming my continued readiness to answer questions and otherwise cooperate.
- Steven Hatfill

It's funny; in this era of e-mail and voice mail and all those things that even I did not grow up with, a plain old paper letter takes on amazing intimacy.
- Elizabeth Kostova

If every time you call him you simply get his voice mail, and every time he calls you he wants to come over and "chill" at your place -- admit it; you're just a jump-off.
- Karen E Quinones Miller

This was before voice mail, recorded phone messages you can't escape. Life was easier then. You just didn't pick up the phone.
- Joyce Carol Oates

It is hard to check five email inboxes, three voice mail systems, or five blogs that you are tracking.
- David Rose

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