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Parenting is really just a matter of tracking, of hoping your kids do not get so far ahead you can no longer see their next moves.
- Jodi Picoult

In our minds, love and lust are really separated. It's hard to find someone that can be kind and you can trust enough to leave your kids with, and isn't afraid to throw her man up against the wall and lick him from head to toe.
- Tori Amos

Divorce isn't just the person, it's everything that goes with it - your kids, the adjustment, everything.
- Peter Andre

Your kids require you most of all to love them for who they are, not to spend your whole time trying to correct them.
- Bill Ayers

American families be warned, if the White House doesn't send your jobs overseas, they'll send your kids.
- Joe Baca

I always thought I would have boys, but as a father, when your kids are born and they're healthy and happy, that's the most important thing.
- Rob Mariano

I'm not a role model... Just because I dunk a basketball doesn't mean I should raise your kids.
- Charles Barkley

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. And I do it with adults now.
- Mario Batali

Look at cookbooks with your kids and ask them what sounds good.
- Mario Batali

You have been given a second chance to start your life over. You can't throw this opportunity away. If you do you will be a colossal fool. If you get the chance to do something and don't do it then you'll simply live with regret. That's a worse situation than trying something daring and maybe not succeeding. At least you tried. Isn't that what you want to show your kids?
- Lorena Bathey

Nobody wants to pay higher taxes. But do you want your kids to get a good education? You have to pay for that. Do you want Medicare for senior citizens? I do. We have to pay for it.
- Shelley Berkley

I don't know if watching Chaz Bono will turn your kids into transsexuals, but I'm pretty sure that letting them watch Keith Ablow will turn them into assholes
- Lewis Black

Insanity is hereditary. You can catch it from your kids.
- Erma Bombeck

It's impossible to protect your kids against disappointment in life.
- Nicholas Sparks

There are worse things than finding your wife and child dead.
You can watch the world do it. You can watch your wife get old and bored. You can watch your kids discover everything in the world you've tried to save them from. Drugs, divorce, conformity, disease. All the nice clean books, music, television. Distraction.
- Chuck Palahniuk

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
- Red Buttons

That's a good question. I don't really remember what it was like before. Whatever I had going on, it was bullshit. It wasn't important. It's kind of a nice thing about being a dad. My identity is really about them now, and what I can do for them, so it sort of takes the pressure off of your own life. What am I going to do, who am I? Who cares, you've got to get your kids to school. So I like it that way.
- Louis C K

If you read to your kids, you'll make readers out of them, partly because they'll associate reading with good parent-time.
- Orson Scott Card

Once your kids get older and get out of the house, it's not like it stops. They're on the phone with me every day; I'm intimately involved in their problems.
- Rosanne Cash

That was the tricky part. You poured inordinate amounts of time and attention and affection into your kids, but the result was indirect. You didn't point out a cat to your one-year-old and then watch him, minutes later, say 'Cat.' Instead, you pointed out a hundred cats to your one-year-old and then, one day, watched him point to a cat and say 'Mama.
- Katherine Center

Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
- Bill Cosby

I think part of being a parent is trying to kill your kids.
- Stephen King

Has it ever occurred to you," he said abruptly, "that parents are nothing but overgrown kids until their children drag them into adulthood? Usually kicking and screaming?"
I shook my head.
Tell you what I think," he said, "I think that part of being a parent is trying to kill your kids.
- Stephen King

I just read that Time magazine cover story with all this information about how you have to have your kids by the time you're 12 or it's all over. Please.
- Jill Clayburgh

I don't watch a lot of TV anymore. A lot of it isn't the kind of thing you can feel comfortable with watching with your kids. And I still feel that way even though, now, my kids are in their 30s.
- Tim Conway

How do you choose between your kids and your parents? I feel like we're all just a bunch of vikings, moving around so we can pillage and burn, make a better living.
Some choose their kids, some their parents, and some both. Some people just choose themselves,
- Joe Coomer

Some morning while your eating breakfast and you need something new to think about, though, you might want to ponder the fact that you see your kids across the table not as they are but as they once were, about three nanoseconds ago.
- Neil Degrasse Tyson

Hold back the tide. Keep your kids innocent as long as possible.
- Tony Danza

John F. Kennedy asked us what we could do for America. This Democratic Party asks what can government give you. Don't worry about paying the bill, it's on your kids and grandkids.
- Artur Davis

Your kids pissing you off is an inborn instinct. It's nature's way of getting you to kick them out when they turn 18!
Okaaay.
- Dakota Dawn

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
- Phyllis Diller

You may not win the Super Bowl. Your kids may not go on to be doctors and lawyers and everything may not go perfectly. That doesn't mean it was a bad plan or the wrong thing. It's just like a football season. Everything's not going to go perfect.
- Tony Dungy

If you're a good parent, see the changes that are happening in your kids.
- Keith Emerson

I think it's important to recall... what you remember your grandmother making, where you're from and the foods you enjoyed as a child yourself, and pass that information off to your kids.
- Tyler Florence

If your kids attend school and grades are up that will make $1,000 contributions to some 10,000 kids across the country, are challenging kids to learn foreign languages or challenging kids to get summer jobs or seek summer enrichment opportunities?
- Harold Ford

It's never too early to involve your kids in giving back. And the more hands-on the experiences are, the better.
- Soleil Moon Frye

Where does it stop? You get offered money for your wedding, then for your kids, new houses, holidays... We earn enough from football and sponsorships, why do you need any more?
- Ryan Giggs

I hope that they enjoy the movie. Don't be critical. Don't expect to get the same feelings you got when you watched the series when you were 10 years old. Let your kids see it and experience it on their own.
- Mark Goddard

Those who purify your water, inspect your meat, and test your kids' toys, as well as a huge number of nurses, teachers, and our soldiers, are public employees. The firefighters who don't hesitate to rush toward danger while you run away from it - they are all public employees.
- Jennifer M Granholm

A meal that can be packed and frozen and thawed is nothing you should desire--much less teach your kids to want.
- Mireille Guiliano

Expose them {your kids} to the widest variety of vegetables and fruits, showing them how good things can be in season. Tasteless fruits and vegetables won't win them over for life.
- Mireille Guiliano

In Finland, getting a university degree is the first thing that you expect your kids to do.
- Renny Harlin

The hardest thing about being a parent is watching your kids make mistakes. Our instinct is to protect you. But you're right, Deenie. Sometimes we have to step aside and let you make them anyway. The best we can do is be there when you mess up.
- Lisi Harrison

Your kids inevitably want to move where they had their vacations when they were younger.
- Jim Harrison

Hart and Hope," I muttered. "If you're going to name your kids like that, of course they're going to think they live in a comic book.
- Alyxandra Harvey

It's hard enough to work and raise a family when your kids are all healthy and relatively normal, but when you add on some kind of disability or disease, it can just be such a burden.
- Patricia Heaton

I'm gonna put a curse on you and all your kids will be born completely naked.
- Jimi Hendrix

Be a father first. Don't put a priority of being a friend with your wife first, or a friend with your kids first.
- Hulk Hogan

I never thought of punk rock as the absolute act of rebellion for the sake of rebellion. There's a lot of that in there, but for me I think punk rock was always about questioning things and making decisions for yourself, which is a great message to pass on to your kids.
- Mark Hoppus

He would read up on parenting, if he thought it would help, but his errors always seemed too basic for the manuals. "Always tell your kids they have siblings..." He couldn't imagine any child-raising guru taking the trouble to write that down. Maybe there was a gap in the market.
- Nick Hornby

Where I grew up - I grew up on the north side of Akron, lived in the projects. So those scared and lonely nights - that's every night. You hear a lot of police sirens, you hear a lot of gunfire. Things that you don't want your kids to hear growing up.
- Lebron James

If you're asking your kids to exercise, then you better do it, too. Practice what you preach.
- Bruce Jenner

When I think of the Middle Ages I think of castles, Catholicism, and taking your kids to soccer practice.
- Jarod Kintz

Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.
- Joan Rivers

But nothing on this earth is guaranteed, when you get right down to it, you know ? I've been thinking about that. About how your kids aren't really YOURS, they're just these people that you try to keep an eye on, and hope you'll all grow up someday to like each other and still be in one piece. What I mean is, everything you get is really just on loan. Does that make sense?"
Sure,"I said. "Like library books. Sooner or later they've all got to go back into the nightdrop.
- Barbara Kingsolver

It's natural to want your kids to have all the things you didn't have.
- Alan Ladd

It is a violation of trust to use your kids as caulking for the cracks in you.
- Anne Lamott

You can be cool and at the same time respect your woman, who will hopefully become your wife, who will hopefully become the mother of your kids. America needs to get back to family values.
- Martin Lawrence

When we grow up," she said, "we'll have amazing families. Our dens will be better than this. Your kids and my kids will play together in a humongous room with every kind of toy and game."
"Except I won't have kids," Dan said. "I'll come over myself and play..
- Peter Lerangis

If you read in front of your kids, it's very likely that they'll become readers, too.
- John Lithgow

Encourage your kids' artistic side. Toughen up everything else.
- Michael Madsen

Are your kids learning the right lessons about 9/11? Ten years after Osama bin Laden's henchmen murdered thousands of innocents on American soil, too many children have been spoon-fed the thin gruel of progressive political correctness over the stiff antidote of truth.
- Michelle Malkin

This is the culture you're raising your kids in. Don't be surprised if it blows up in your face.
- Marilyn Manson

The real question isn't whether you love your kids or not, but how well you are able to demonstrate your love and caring so that your children really feel loved.
- Stephanie Martson

When I think of the future, I think of my 15 year old son Connor and my 12 year old daughter Meghan. I worry about their future because your kids are as important to you as mine are to me. And I am unwilling to leave our children with so much debt.
- Kevin Mccarthy

My family, you know, are all still, you know, very close. We're all still very close. Mom and Daddy are still alive. So, what more can you ask for? Your kids are healthy.
- Reba Mcentire

Keep an eye on what your kids are seeing online. Parents need to stay involved in what their children are being exposed to. It's so important.
- Danica Mckellar

I just want to tell you what it's like not to have Planned Parenthood... you have to give your kids Ramen noodles at the end of the month to fill up their little bellies so they won't cry. You have to give them mayonnaise sandwiches. They get very few fruits and vegetables because they're expensive.
- Gwen Moore

When your kids accomplish something it means much more than anything you've done.
- Greg Mortenson

I think there's no greater joy than completing a song out of thin air. It's like inventing something, but it's invisible, you know? It's weird. It amazes me. You can send it out in the world, and that's the joy. It's like giving birth to all these songs and letting them go like they're your kids.
- Jason Mraz

So when I look at spending more dollars, I look at the fact, do I really want my kids and your kids and everybody else's kids in this country to have to pay that bill?
- Kristi Noem

It's a different experience to be with your kids when your spouse isn't around.
- Jerry Oconnell

And of course I've got kids of my own now, and they love me being in the Harry Potter films. I'm now part of a phenomenon. You become incredibly cool to your kids, and you get a young fan base. So you became the cool dad at school. You're suddenly hip.
- Gary Oldman

Give your kids a bloody knife and fork and let me put some fresh food in front of them they can eat.
- Jamie Oliver

Do your kids a favor - don't have any.
- Robert Orben

You learn to understand it, but if you step back, you do think it is either strange or unfair. But I know that if you don't score, play well or win, you are wrong to have a helicopter and fly home each week to see your kids. You are wrong to have a business outside of football.
- Michael J Owen

Taking care of yourself is being there for your kids, like how on a plane, they tell you to put on your oxygen mask first.
- Gwyneth Paltrow

I do tend to look back to my parents generation and think wow! what a great way to be, to live with one person for a lifetime, to bring your kids up in these really solid families.
- Tony Parsons

Give yourself permission to dream. Fuel your kids' dreams too. Once in a while, that might even mean letting them stay up past their bedtimes.
- Randy Pausch

Anybody out there who is a parent, if your kids want to paint their bedrooms,as a favor to me, let them do it. It'll be OK.
- Randy Pausch

LA can be a very open and accepting creative environment. But it is important, because there is this odd separation here, it is important to make your kids mindful of other people and other people's plight.
- Ryan Phillippe

Always remember your kid's name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don't let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers... for yourself. And, when in doubt, make funny faces.
- Amy Poehler

I mean, movies are like your kids or your fingers and toes or something, it's pretty hard to pick favorites.
- Sydney Pollack

You want to have fun with your kids, and no one has fun with someone who runs roughshod.
- Anna Quindlen

Ideas are only lethal if you suppress and don't discuss them. Ignorance is not bliss, it's stupid. Banning books shows you don't trust your kids to think and you don't trust yourself to be able to talk to them.
- Anna Quindlen

When Courtney's mother and I first separated I tried to be Disney Dad, showering her with gifts, trips and then I snapped out of it. You don't have to try to impress your kids. If they're not getting what they need from you, they will let you know.
- Al Roker

You can't make your kids do anything. All you can do is make them wish they had. And then, they will make you wish you hadn't made them wish they had.
- Marshall B Rosenberg

I just want my kids to love who they are, have happy lives and find something they want to do and make peace with that. Your job as a parent is to give your kids not only the instincts and talents to survive, but help them enjoy their lives.
- Susan Sarandon

They'd rather see Scooby Doo or Spongebob than Daddy talking about the latest Wall Street Journal editorial. You do what you have to do to get your kids ready for school.
- Joe Scarborough

I wonder if I wouldn't have been more moved if my own mother had taken me in her arms and said, 'I like you'. I wonder if just enjoying your kids company isn't more important.
- Lionel Shriver

I just saved your fucking life, Mom...It's like, if you--people of a certain age--would make some effort to just stay in touch with sort of basic, modern-day events, then your kids wouldn't have to take these drastic measures.
- Neal Stephenson

It's always just a great thing to see your kids connecting and you see the different stages.
- Christine Taylor

I don't really know them, but I know this: they're just like your kids were. Or are. Sweet, trusting, good in ways we adults hardly even remember. We have to look out for them. Not because of the tattoos, or in spite of them, but because they're kids and we're supposed to look out for kids.
- Sabrina Vourvoulias

You are a person of the greatest importance when you are a mother of a family. Just do your job right and your kids will love you.
- Ethel Waters

You know, you've got to be careful with how you educate your kids in rock'n'roll fashion.
- Scott Weiland

There is so much that is positive, wonderful even, about state schools. At a state school your kids will learn to live alongside and appreciate other kids from many diverse and different cultures.
- Arabella Weir

Don't force your kids into sports. I never was. To this day, my dad has never asked me to go play golf. I ask him. It's the child's desire to play that matters, not the parent's desire to have the child play. Fun. Keep it fun.
- Tiger Woods

As someone very sagely said during the parricide trials of the Menendez Brothers: anytime your kids kill you, you are at least partly to blame.
- Elizabeth Wurtzel

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