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Brain Damage Quotes

Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.
- Erma Bombeck

I was slightly brain damaged at birth, and I want people like me to see that they shouldn't let a disability get in the way. I want to raise awareness - I want to turn my disability into ability.
- Susan Boyle

In this world, there is a fine line between enlightenment and brain damage.
- Neal Shusterman

the disinhibition caused by said brain damage, can also spur the infected individual to seek the pleasure of compulsive, casual sexual activity
- Chuck Palahniuk

Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
- George Carlin

All Children Have Brain Damage!
- Bill Cosby

Brain damage is never a good idea, no matter what your friends say.
- Ted Chiang

Writing poetry and reading books causes brain damage.
- Pat Conroy

Where does personality end and brain damage begin?
- Doug Coupland

Santa Monica's only walkable if death is no hurdle. The air's the wrong colour. People put sunglasses on their dogs. It's a hideous place where humans are not welcome and those who stay suffer eight kinds of brain damage.
- Warren Ellis

And your neihjbour is sitting next door weeping as she watches her child facing a crowd of Palestiniankids armed with rocks which could take your boy's eye out or give him brain damage if god forbids he took off his helmet one of those dusty stones hit him in the head
- Linda Grant

If you want your tree to produce plenty o' fruit, you've got to cut it back from time to time. Same thing with your neural cells. Some people might call it brain damage. I call it prunin'.
- Tom Robbins

Let me tell you, though: being the smartest boy in the world wasn't easy. I didn't ask for this. I didn't want this. On the contrary, it was a huge burden. First, there was the task of keeping my brain perfectly protected. My cerebral cortex was a national treasure, a masterpiece of the Sistine Chapel of brains. This was not something that could be treated frivolously. If I could have locked it in a safe, I would have. Instead, I became obsessed with brain damage.
- A J Jacobs

There is no medical proof that television causes brain damage - at least from over five feet away. In fact, TV is probably the least physically harmful of all the narcotics known to man.
- Christopher Lehmannhaupt

I'm a hypochondriac. Yesterday it was brain damage from the vodka the night before. Today, heart attack - my arm and chest started hurting at the same time.
- Lisa Marie Presley

I never did think I had brain damage.
- Leon Spinks

I don't think any drug that can cause brain damage, failing kidneys, hardening arteries, pain, and suffering should be made available.
- Layne Staley

Which was worse: a friend with brain damage, or one who despised you?
- Scott Westerfeld

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