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My Problems Quotes

Time is not currently one of my problems. - Arthur Dent
- Douglas Adams

I was going to watch Project Runway," said Jace. "It's on next."
"No, you're not," said Magnus. He snapped his fingers and the TV went off, releasing a small puff of smoke as the picture died. "You need to deal with this."
"Suddenly you're interested in solving my problems?"
"I'm interested in getting my apartment back. I'm tired of you cleaning all the time.
- Cassandra Clare

One of my problems is to find the self.
- Max Beckmann

I began to see that my problems, seen spiritually, were really my soul's plusses.
- Lionel Blue

It's not easy taking my problems one at a time when they refuse to get in line.
- Ashleigh Brilliant

The idea that I can't share my problems with other people makes me not give a shit about their problems.
- Chuck Palahniuk

I have become down-hearted, I have become discouraged, I have become depressed. I'm just like you. I'm a human being and I have my problems.
- Dyan Cannon

When I am consumed by my problems-stressed out about my life, my family, and my job-I actually convey the belief that I think the circumstances are more important than God's command to always rejoice.
- Francis Chan

The world that was not mine yesterday now lies spread out at my feet, a splendor. I seem, in the middle of the night, to have returned to the world of apples, the orchards of Heaven. Perhaps I should take my problems to a shrink, or perhaps I should enjoy the apples that I have, streaked with color like the evening sky.
- John Cheever

But now my problems had been set loose. They could be anywhere at any time and I was just like everyone else I knew: almost positive that there was something profoundly and undiagnosably wrong with me.
- Sloane Crosley

It's becoming apparent that I like bad boys. That's one of my problems. They've all been bad boys. You're one too. You're a bad boy. But, I think you're a good bad boy.
- Jeffery Deaver

It's the music that pulls me in and makes me forget about my problems at home. Music is my drug, the one thing that makes me numb.
- Simone Elkeles

I had to face the fact that I had been using my gay friends as props. They were always supposed to be funny and entertain me and praise me and listen to my problems, and their life was supposed to be a secret that no one wanted to hear about. I wanted them to stay in the half closet.
- Tina Fey

It was so difficult for the fans to understand my problems with baseball.
- Curt Flood

As I go clowning my sentimental way into eternity, wrestling with all my problems of estrangement and communion, sincerity and simulation, ambition and acquiescence, I shuttle between worrying whether I matter at all and whether anything else matters but me.
- Stephen Fry

My problems aren't so different from anybody else.
- Mariel Hemingway

One of my problems is that I'm very honest and direct. You pay a price for that.
- Amy Irving

Like putting a name to my problems would solve anything
- Adam Johnson

I need to dig a hole the size of the Grand Canyon to bury all of my problems.
- Jarod Kintz

I think that little by little I'll be able to solve my problems and survive.
- Frida Kahlo

Ah-ha! I knew it! Penis problems"
"Well, it seems that the cause of some of my problems happens to have a penis. Well, two actually,"
"Oh sweet Mary! You're dating a guy with two dicks?"
"Ginger, no! It's about two different guys."
"Oh," she says, obviously disappointed. "Damn. That woulda been kinda cool.
- M Leighton

I don't go to church regular. But I pray for answers to my problems.
- Loretta Lynn

What am I supposed to think, when you imagine me pure as the driven snow? I am not a child. If you strip me of the responsibility for my decisions, you strip me of the capacity to make them, as well. I am not a kitten, to be rescued from the jaws of a wolf. I'm a grown woman. And it is not your place to solve my problems without asking me for my opinion.
- Courtney Milan

All of my problems are rather complicated - I need an entire novel to deal with them, not a short story or a movie. It's like a personal therapy.
- Manuel Puig

I can always look up at the cosmos and marvel, no matter what happens. And when I look up at it, I feel as though my problems are small. I don't know why, but it always makes me feel better.
- Matthew Quick

One of my problems, so to speak, is that, in America, we tend to think in relatively short-term. In the Middle East and Asia and other parts of the world, they think in terms of centuries or 500 years or 1,000 years.
- Jay Rockefeller

Keep me preoccupied
Keep me busy, busy, busy
So I won't have to think
I don't want to think
Because it only brings me pain
I just keep running away from
My problems
Keep me busy
Give me a million things to do
So I can keep running away from myself.
- Henry Rollins

However, my problems with my memory are further complicated by the fact that while I don't have any recollection of things I have actually done, I have very vivid recollections of loads of things that I haven't done.
- Alexei Sayle

My mum's advice is never to whine to my friends, so they never see the other side of me. I save all my problems for my mother.
- Chloe Sevigny

I save all my problems for my mother.
- Chloe Sevigny

My problems were not what ended Creed.
- Scott Stapp

Hollywood can be hard on women, but it did not cause my problems.
- Gene Tierney

I love you all too much, it's one of just of my problems.
- Herve Villechaize

Elia Kazan understood my problems. He was able to bring out the very best in me. He gave me credit for my intelligence.
- Ethel Waters

Alcohol is the cause of all my problems.
- Jayson Williams

My problems are like waves - just as one disappears with a snarl and a hiss there's another shaping up to knock me down.
- Fiona Wood

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