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No Brain Quotes

Fear has no brains; it is an idiot. The dismal witness that it bears and the cowardly counsel that it whispers are unrelated.
- Ambrose Bierce

We've all heard that little woman who says, "Oh, it's terrible what these young people do to themselves, in my lsi other drugs, is a terrible thing".
Then you look, the woman who speaks in this way: you have no eyes, no teeth, no brains, no soul, no ass, no mouth, no warmth, no spirit, nothing, just a stick... and avran made you wonder how to reduce it in that state teas and pastries and the church.
- Charles Bukowski

I hadn't accepted he was seriously ill. The idea that someone so close to you couldn't wake up was utterly incomprehensible. Then the doctor came in... Maurice had no brain left. There wasn't any activity at all.
- Robin Gibb

He was one of those people with lots of intelligence but no brains
- Joseph Heller

It was miraculous. It was almost no trick at all, he saw, to turn vice into virtue and slander into truth, impotence into abstinence, arrogance into humility, plunder into philanthropy, thievery into honor, blasphemy into wisdom, brutality into patriotism, and sadism into justice. Anybody could do it; it required no brains at all. It merely required no character.
- Joseph Heller

You know how I think they choose people for Gryffindor team?" said Malfoy loudly a few minutes later, as Snape awarded Hufflepuff another penalty for now reason at all. "It's people they feel sorry for. See, there's Potter, who's got no parents, then there's the Weasleys, who've got no money - you should be on the team, Longbottom, you've got no brains.
- J K Rowling

You don't feel you could marry me instead? Got no brains, of course, and I ain't a handsome fellow, like Jack, but I love you. Don't think I could ever love anyone else.
- Georgette Heyer

I love to kill fish,' Sayle went on. 'But when I saw this specimen of Physalia physalis, I knew I had to capture it and keep it. You see, it reminds me of myself.'
'It's ninety-nine per cent water. It has no brain, no guts and no anus.' Alex had dredged up the facts from somewhere and spoken them before he knew what he was doing.
- Anthony Horowitz

I've had the greatest respect for my work in this country by Americans. Critics have no brains.
- Jerry Lewis

He who will not use the thoughts of other men's brains proves that he has no brains of his own.
- Charles Spurgeon

The man who never reads will never be read; he who never quotes will never be quoted. He who will not use the thoughts of other men's brains, proves that he has no brains of his own.
- Charles Spurgeon

No brain at all, some of them [people], only grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake, and they don't Think.
- A A Milne

Sometimes you see beautiful people with no brains. Sometimes you have ugly people who are intelligent, like scientists.
- Jose Mourinho

My husband calls me 'catfish.' He says I'm all mouth and no brains.
- Dolly Parton

Anyone who doesn't regret the passing of the Soviet Union has no heart. Anyone who wants it restored has no brains.
- Vladimir Putin

Whoever does not miss the Soviet Union has no heart. Whoever wants it back has no brain.
- Vladimir Putin

If you haven't turned rebel by twenty you've got no heart; if you haven't turned establishment by thirty you've got no brains!
- Kevin Spacey

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