Gordie, the white boy genius, gave me this book by a Russian dude named Tolstoy, who wrote, 'Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.' Well, I hate to argue with a Russian genius, but Tolstoy didn't know Indians, and he didn't know that all Indian families are unhappy for the same exact reasons: the frikkin' booze.
- Sherman Alexie
A second floor window opened, and Kyle stuck his head and shoulders out so he could look down at us. "If you two are finished playing Cowboy and Indian out there, some of us would like to get their beauty sleep."
I looked at Warren. "You heard 'um Kemo Sabe. Me go to my little wigwam and get 'um shut-eye."
"How come you always get to play the Indian?" whined Warren, deadpan.
"Cause she's the Indian, white boy," said Kyle.
- Patricia Briggs
My mama told me don't trust no white boy, even a pretty one. I'm thinkin' a pretty white boy with wings explodin' up from the ground in a mess of blood and ugly-ass bird things is double trouble. - Kramisha (Ch 5)
- P C Cast
Please don't let it be another cop. I'm outta bail money. Wait a minute...I could sell you on eBay and make a killing. (Mark)
Not in my current condition. You'd have to sell Caleb or Madaug. I'm sure there's someone willing to buy two perfectly good white boys. (Nick)
- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Thomas has the kind of whiter-than-white boyish grin that makes women's panties spontaneously evaporate.
- Jim Butcher
Velma you says? No Velma heah, brother. No hooch, no gals, no nothing. Jes' the scram, white boy, jes' the scram.
- Raymond Chandler
I have a dream that one day little black boys and girls will be holding hands with little white boys and girls.
- Martin Luther King Jr
Thomas Jefferson - another gorgeous white boy who would not have been interested in me.
- Tina Fey
We are now the proud owners of a white boy. Now we have to shop in the caucasian isle and get sunscreen, mayonaise and mild salsa because the other ones really hawt!
- George Lopez
To me, White Boy Shuffle is sort of like Catcher in the Rye, the story is so universal.
- Ryan Phillippe
My first film goes into production in October. It's called White Boy Shuffle and it's based on a novel about a young black kid and it's sort of reminiscent of Catcher in the Rye.
- Ryan Phillippe
A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.
- Chris Rock
That's why I called my record Devil Without a Cause - I'm a white boy who's so sick of hearing that white kids are going to steal rap.
- Kid Rock
He musta thought it was white boy day. It ain't white boy day, is it?
- Quentin Tarantino
Besides, you don't look a thing like him. I mean... hello? You're this beefy Irish white boy. He's like... bus exhaust or some shit.
- J R Ward
I can't take any more white boys noodling around on their guitars.
- Gene Ween
- Sherman Alexie
A second floor window opened, and Kyle stuck his head and shoulders out so he could look down at us. "If you two are finished playing Cowboy and Indian out there, some of us would like to get their beauty sleep."
I looked at Warren. "You heard 'um Kemo Sabe. Me go to my little wigwam and get 'um shut-eye."
"How come you always get to play the Indian?" whined Warren, deadpan.
"Cause she's the Indian, white boy," said Kyle.
- Patricia Briggs
My mama told me don't trust no white boy, even a pretty one. I'm thinkin' a pretty white boy with wings explodin' up from the ground in a mess of blood and ugly-ass bird things is double trouble. - Kramisha (Ch 5)
- P C Cast
Please don't let it be another cop. I'm outta bail money. Wait a minute...I could sell you on eBay and make a killing. (Mark)
Not in my current condition. You'd have to sell Caleb or Madaug. I'm sure there's someone willing to buy two perfectly good white boys. (Nick)
- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Thomas has the kind of whiter-than-white boyish grin that makes women's panties spontaneously evaporate.
- Jim Butcher
Velma you says? No Velma heah, brother. No hooch, no gals, no nothing. Jes' the scram, white boy, jes' the scram.
- Raymond Chandler
I have a dream that one day little black boys and girls will be holding hands with little white boys and girls.
- Martin Luther King Jr
Thomas Jefferson - another gorgeous white boy who would not have been interested in me.
- Tina Fey
We are now the proud owners of a white boy. Now we have to shop in the caucasian isle and get sunscreen, mayonaise and mild salsa because the other ones really hawt!
- George Lopez
To me, White Boy Shuffle is sort of like Catcher in the Rye, the story is so universal.
- Ryan Phillippe
My first film goes into production in October. It's called White Boy Shuffle and it's based on a novel about a young black kid and it's sort of reminiscent of Catcher in the Rye.
- Ryan Phillippe
A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.
- Chris Rock
That's why I called my record Devil Without a Cause - I'm a white boy who's so sick of hearing that white kids are going to steal rap.
- Kid Rock
He musta thought it was white boy day. It ain't white boy day, is it?
- Quentin Tarantino
Besides, you don't look a thing like him. I mean... hello? You're this beefy Irish white boy. He's like... bus exhaust or some shit.
- J R Ward
I can't take any more white boys noodling around on their guitars.
- Gene Ween
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