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Almost Dying Quotes

Once I tried to kill myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.
- Steven Wright

I tried to hang myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.
- Steven Wright

Grover cradeled his laurel sapling in his hands. Well... sure is good to be back together again. Arguing. Almost dying. Abject terror. Oh, look It's our floor
- Rick Riordan

Well... sure good to be together again. Arguing. Almost dying. Abject terror. Oh, look. It's our floor.
- Rick Riordan

I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation.
- Tre Cool

Almost dying is awfully easy. It's the living that's hard.
- Jennifer L Holm

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