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Apple Pie Quotes

I'll be busy for the next eight weeks, so let's set this for November 15th.
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I want lamb or venison steak. Baked potatoes with honey butter. Corn on the cob. Rolls. And apple pie, like the one you made before. I really liked it. I want it with ice cream.
You owe me one naked dinner, but I'm not a complete beast, so you can wear a bra and panties if you so wish. The blue ones with the bow will do.
Curran,
Beast Lord of Atlanta

- Ilona Andrews

Good apple pies are a considerable part of our domestic happiness.
- Jane Austen

Sometimes I feel so sick at the state of the world I can't even finish my second apple pie.
- Banksy

A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I'd said something cool, but I was stunned.
- Jason Biggs

He kissed her. A kiss about apple pie a la mode with the vanilla creaminess melting in the pie heat. A kiss about chocolate, when you haven't eaten chocolate in a year. A kiss about palm trees speeding by, trailing pink clouds when you drive down the Strip sizzling with champagne. A kiss about spotlights fanning the sky and the swollen sea spilling like tears all over your legs.
- Francesca Lia Block

A kiss about apple pie a la mode with the vanilla creaminess melting in the pie heat. A kiss about chocolate, when you haven't eaten chocolate in a year. A kiss about palm trees speeding by, trailing pink clouds when you drive down the Strip sizzling with champagne. A kiss about spotlights fanning the sky and the swollen sea spilling like tears all over your legs.
- Francesca Lia Block

My favorite pudding is good old English apple pie.
- Jeremy Bulloch

O.K."
"Gee I'm glad."
"Me too. I'm so sick of hot dogs and beer and apple pie with cheese on the side I could heave it all in the river."
"You'll love it, Frank. We'll get a place up in the mountains, where it's cool, and then, after I get my act ready, we can go all over the world with it. Go as we please, do as we please, and have plenty of money to spend. Have you got a little bit of gypsy in you?"
"Gypsy? I had rings in my ears when I was born.
- James M Cain

Colon has always thought that heroes had some special kind of clockwork that made them go out and die famously for god, country and apple pie, or whatever particular delicacy their mother made. It had never occurred to him that they might do it because they'd get yelled at if they didn't.
- Terry Pratchett

He was so close it was hard to breathe. It was exactly like being next to an oven baking a really spicy apple pie.
- Lili St Crow

He smelled like smoke too, and under it was the edge of apple pies-spice and goodness. Jesus. Even after all that he smelled like a bakery.
- Lili St Crow

And now here he was in my kitchen. Smelling like apple pies and looking at me with a direct seriousness that made him even cuter. The bruising spreading up the side of his face had halted, and under it he was very pretty. Not jock-pretty, or the hurtful kind of pretty that tells you a guy is too busy taking care of his royal self to think about you.
- Lilith Saintcrow

The smell of apple pies didn't quite fill the house, but it was there, a thread under everything else. It was kind of hard to take Christophe seriously when he smelled like baked goods. I wondered if other djampjir smelled like Hostess Twinkies and sniggered to myself.
- Lilith Saintcrow

There is something about very cold weather that gives one an enormous appetite. Most of us find ourselves beginning to crave rich steaming stews and hot apple pies and all kinds of delicious warming dishes; and because we are all a great deal luckier than we realize, we usually get what we wantor near enough.
- Roald Dahl

The older I get, the more I become an apple pie, sparkling cider kind of guy.
- Scott Foley

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
- Carl Sagan

The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are made of starstuff.
- Carl Sagan

I hate calling him T-Bone. It sets my teeth on edge, like when you have to ask for a Big Heap Buffalo Billburger, when all you want is a quarter-pounder, or a Just Like Mom Used to Make, when all you want is a piece of apple pie.
- Nick Hornby

Tolerance is the value that was selected to put on here, and tolerance is as American as apple pie.
- Jay Inslee

Waving the flag at the 1976 Olympics wasn't my idea. It was too much apple pie and ice cream. Not that I don't love my country, but I felt it was my victory up there, I put all the time into it.
- Bruce Jenner

I want a piece of apple pie so large I could wedge a For Sale sign in it and make all the real estate agents in town jealous.
- Jarod Kintz

I feel like something warm. Apple pie, with two slices of bread and roast beef, covered in a winter coat.
- Jarod Kintz

I may look like someone you know. I resemble an apple pie.
- Jarod Kintz

If a clock represented a pie chart, then I just ate a slice of apple pie so large it represents 33 minutes. That means I'm three minutes late for dinner!
- Jarod Kintz

I ate apple pie and ice creamit was getting better as I got deeper into Iowa, the pie bigger, the ice cream richer. There were the most beautiful bevies of girls everywhere I looked in Des Moines that afternoonthey were coming home from high schoolbut I had no time for thoughts like that...So I rushed past the pretty girls, and the prettiest girls in the world live in Des Moines.
- Jack Kerouac

...oppression is as American as apple pie..
- Audre Lorde

Violence against women is as American as apple pie. I know, not only as a legislator, but from personal experience.
- Gwen Moore

Come on, it's an American tradition. Apple soup? Mom's homemade chicken pie?'
She chuckled in spite of herself, then winced. 'It's apple pie and Mom's homemade chicken soup. But you didn't do badly, for a start.
- L J Smith

I've always loved movies about con men. I think con men are as American as apple pie.
- Bill Paxton

The greatest enemy of hunger for God is not poison but apple pie.
It is not the banquet of the wicked that dulls our appetite for
heaven, but endless nibbling at the table of the world. It is not
the X-rated video, but the prime-time dribble of triviality we
drink in every night.
- John Piper

Don't get fancy. Have you cooked an apple pie? You don't know what you did wrong? Do this: Take two or three apples. Put them on a table. Study them.
- Paul Prudhomme

Statistics are to baseball what a flaky crust is to Mom's apple pie.
- Harry Reasoner

He tastes of white wine and apple pie and Christian. I run my fingers through his hair, holding him to me while our tongues explore and curl and twist around each other, my blood heating in my veins.We're breathless when Christian pulls away.
- James E Rogers

The sex with Mandy was good, but it wasn't like warm apple pie.
- Wilmer Valderrama

Pessimism is as American as apple pie - frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese.
- George Will

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