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Band Aid Quotes

I'm delighted to be Number 1, but next week I don't want people to buy my record, I want them to buy Band Aid.
- Jim Diamond

I'd wear any of my private attire for the world to see. But I would rather have an open flesh wound than ever wear a band aid in public.
- Lady Gaga

In another language, I'll bet the word "Agatha" means "To shine one's shoes with the water from a toilet made of tin foil." Thinking about all the microwave safe words in the universe makes my feet sweat. I need some new Band Aids.
- Jarod Kintz

My mouth is often wounded by my sharp words, so sometimes when I'm out in public, I'll wear a large Band Aid over my lips.
- Jarod Kintz

Instead of putting a Band Aid on your cut finger, why not just amputate at the elbow? See, I'm a problem solver. I should go into politics.
- Jarod Kintz

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