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Baseball Cap Quotes

You want to be queen of the mountain, you take that crown and wear it with pride. It's gonna look great on you. Me? I'm more of a baseball cap kind of guy.
- Louisa Edwards

All these fifty-year-old guys wearing baseball caps and shorts and acting like children. It winds me up. Men don't have to take responsibility anymore. Most of the guys I know would punch me on the nose for saying this, but maybe we do have to bring back conscription.
- Chrissie Hynde

Kay was only half skinny-dipping, but she fervently wished she'd worn something a bit more substantial than a baseball cap and the bottom half of the quintessential teeny-weenie yellow polka-dot bikini.
- Babette James

A brick could replace the cardboard bill on a baseball cap. On a windy day, no gust will knock your hat off.
- Jarod Kintz

Well excuse me! How was I supposed to know that a pink baseball cap with a dildo glued on top isn't a "hard hat"?
- Jarod Kintz

If I could rotate my neck 180 degrees, like an owl, I'd go around wearing backwards baseball caps, just to mess with people.
- Jarod Kintz

The worst drivers are women in people carriers, men in white vans and anyone in a baseball cap. That's just about everyone.
- Paul Ogrady

Everywhere was filled with painful, jarring reminders of what I'd lost: an elderly couple sitting on a bench, gnarly, arthritic fingers interlaced; a handsome young man in a baseball cap whispering something in his pregnant wife's ear, his arm draped protectively around her shoulders.
- Catherine Sanderson

A hand landed on his shoulder like an anvil. "How'd you like to stay for dinner?"
Butch looked up. The guy was wearing a baseball cap and had some kind of markingwas that a tattoo, on his face?
"How'd you like to be dinner?" said another one, who looked like some kind of model.
- J R Ward

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