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Baseball Card Quotes

If you spend any time in Washington you'll find nerds. What happens is most of them sublimate their fixations with comics, or baseball cards, or 1960s British comedies to policy minutiae and political arcana. But, like Christians in ancient Rome, you can still spot them if you know the signals.
- Jonah Goldberg

If love were a collection of collections, would your relationship be banged-up baseball cards, or famous art?
- Jarod Kintz

I always thought that it was kind of silly that a baseball card could be worth so much money.
- Matthew Modine

President Bush left for Canada today to attend a trade summit. Reportedly, the trade summit got off to an awkward start when the president pulled out his baseball cards.
- Conan Obrien

I knew when my career was over. In 1965 my baseball card came out with no picture.
- Bob Uecker

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