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Going To Church Quotes

A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump off the Godfather for not going to church on Sunday.
- Russell Baker

I grew up going to church three times a week in my family. It's been a center of my life.
- Debby Boone

You didn't just automatically become a Christian, did you? You weren't made a Christian by just going to church. Just like you are not made a car by sitting in a garage all day! You have to make a decision.
- Corallie Buchanan

I walked away from going to church when I was 8. I didn't set foot in another church until I was 28.
- Billy Corgan

But I don't necessarily define my faith by going to church every Sunday.
- Miley Cyrus

My sister having so much to do, was going to church vicariously, that is to say, Joe and I were going.
- Charles Dickens

Some keep the Sabbath going to church, I keep it staying at home, with a bobolink for a chorister, and an orchard for a dome.
- Emily Dickinson

I just want you to know you aren't going to church with a crook.
- Bernard Ebbers

Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car.
- Laurence J Peter

I remember going to church about four times a week. I liked it a lot.
- Victoria Jackson

It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there.
- Sam Kinison

What he says, even on his knees, about his own sinfulness is all parrot talk. At bottom, he still believes he has run up a very favorable credit-balance in the Enemy's ledger by allowing himself to be converted, and thinks that he is showing great humility and condescension in going to church with these 'smug', commonplace neighbors at all.
- C S Lewis

I think it's been hard for people to understand how Islam can be a good religion, and yet the Islamists are evil. Those of us who have had experience with Islam understand this, just as we understand the difference between snake handlers and people going to church on Sunday morning.
- P J Orourke

The Warrenite Christian is like a Star Wars geek who dressed up in costume and dearly wishes he lived the Star Wars universe. Sometimes such a fan will even spend as much time as he can in weekend costume conventions. For Warrenites, that's going to church.
- Robert M Price

I like going to Church for aesthetic reasons, rather than spiritual ones.
- Andres Serrano

It's strange, isn't it? The greatest gift you could have given her stemmed from your disgrace. It's enough to make me start going to church.
- Jane Steen

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.
- Billy Sunday

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