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Having A Baby Quotes

Having a baby is like getting a tattoo on your face. You really need to be certain it's what you want before you commit.
- Elizabeth Gilbert

Until I can feel as ecstatic about having a baby as I felt about going to New Zealand to search for giant squid, I cannot have a baby.
- Elizabeth Gilbert

The depression belongs to all of us. I think of the family down the road whose mother was having a baby and they went around the neighborhood saying, "We're pregnant." I want to go around the neighborhood saying, "We're depressed." If my mum can't get out of bed in the morning, all of us feel the same. Her silence has become ours, and it's eating us alive.
- Melina Marchetta

Having a baby is one of the most wonderful things in your life, as well as the hardest thing in your life.
- Nuno Bettencourt

I got introduced to audiobooks because of having a baby.
- Susie Bright

Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.
- Matthew Broderick

All my friends were in the park smoking weed and getting pregnant. I didn't want to be the young black girl having a baby, a baby's father, being on welfare. That wasn't going to be my story.
- Foxy Brown

Lev looks at Risa, almost afraid to ask the obvious question. Finally he says, 'Uh...why do we have a baby?'
'Ask him,' says Risa.
Stone-faced, Conner looks out of the window. 'They're looking for two boys and a girl. Having a baby will throw them off.'
'Great,' snaps Risa. 'Maybe we should all pick up a baby along the way.
- Neal Shusterman

I now need to take a very aggressive approach to having a baby.
- Connie Chung

Having a baby is the single mos joyous co-experience that two human beings can share, and he wasn't going to miss a second of it.
He got one of the Secret Service men to videotape it for him.
- Terry Pratchett

I have written 20 books, and each one is like having a baby. Writing is not easy; some people want to write books but just can't put a story together. I can put together a story that interests both me and my readers.
- Jackie Collins

I always imagined that having a baby is something that I'm going to keep in a private place, but maybe my curse is that all I'm going to want to do is tell everybody about what my birth process was like and what my children's nightmares are.
- Lena Dunham

Having a baby is a life-changer. It gives you a whole other perspective on why you wake up every day.
- Taylor Hanson

At the age of 16 I was already dreaming of having a baby because I felt myself to be an adult, but my mum forbid it. Right now, I feel like a teenager and I want to have fun for one or two more years before starting a family.
- Milla Jovovich

For me, there's a big difference between having a baby in your 20s and having a baby in your 40s.
- Jane Kaczmarek

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.
- Jean Kerr

one thing about having a baby is that each step of the way you simply cannot imagine loving him any more than you already do, because you are bursting with love, loving as much as you are humanly capable of- and then you do, you love him even more.
- Anne Lamott

Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate, like having Janis Joplin with a bad hangover and PMS come to stay with you.
- Anne Lamott

Writing can give you what having a baby can give you: it can get you to start paying attention, can help you to soften, can wake you up.
- Anne Lamott

We got off the Clash of the Titans tour and I said that my wife and I were working on having a baby and sure enough we found out that she was pregnant. So I told them nine months in advance that I wasn't going to tour in September so I could witness the birth of my first son.
- Dave Lombardo

The difference between writing a book and being on television is the difference between conceiving a child and having a baby made in a test tube.
- Norman Mailer

People are incredibly rude about it sometimes. Like, What? Youre married? Strange reaction to have. Proves what peoples ideas about marriage are. Were having a baby. What? As if its the end of the world. Of course, its the start of a brilliant world.
- Ewan Mcgregor

Having a baby is part of a woman's life, and it is surely a great waste to be afraid of life.
- Joan Lowery Nixon

It's a reality that in this business there's an expectation of being thin. But having a baby is a reality too, and it's more important for me to make milk than to fit into those tiny pants. So that's just going to have to wait.
- Emily Procter

To finally get that call from the doctor that you're pregnant and you're having a baby.... It was just another world.
- Giuliana Rancic

Having a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the world of self-absorption.
- Paul Reiser

Having a baby is painful in order to show how serious a thing life is.
- Lisa See

I do not believe having a baby is punishment.
- Allen West

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