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Join The Army Quotes

It was 1943. The U.S. had already entered World War II, so I decided to join the army.
- Lloyd Alexander

I guess if you're stupid enough to join the army without thinking about getting shot at, then you really are a fool.
- James Blunt

I thought to myself, Join the army. It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds.
- John Candy

We were defined by what we did. What we had to do.
I think this is why guys like football, and why they join the army, because as long as you are playing the game or following orders you do not have to figure out who you really are.
- Pete Hautman

Okay, Charlie, you can do this, all you have to do is convince a career military man that your son shouldn't join the Army. That shouldn't be too hard, right?
- Tamara Hoffa

I wanted to join the Army the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be', they told me it wasn't enough.
- Jay London

I even tried to join the army, but they wouldn't have me. The bloke in the uniform took one look at my ugly mug and said, 'Sorry, we want subjects, not objects'.
- Ozzy Osbourne

So the whole of war, when you look at it is probably run by professional soldiers, and the rest of them are just recruits, or people who are just forced to join the army.
- Gerald Scarfe

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