My Baby Quotes

I got a hundred bucks says my baby beats Pete's baby. I just think genetics are in my favour.
- Andre Agassi

So David and my baby were 'collateral damage'? Eve took small, sharp breaths.
- Debra Anastasia

What kind of shapeshifter has orange fur anyway?" "Weredingo." Now I'd seen everything. Well, at least he didn't steal my baby.
- Ilona Andrews

I don't give a fuck we're both still raw. I don't give a fuck, even without that, we're still new. I don't give a fuck we got shit out there pressing in; I wanna plant my baby in you.
- Kristen Ashley

Are you asking me to marry you, honey?"
"No, I'm tellin' you by the end of this year you'll be wearing my rings, bearing my name and, probably, pregnant with my baby.
- Kristen Ashley

You know, bud, I don't know you from Adam, but that's my baby sister you're hanging on to. So I'm thinking the wisest course of action for you is to let her go and introduce yourself. Pronto. (Rain)
- Sherrilyn Kenyon

Come on, where did you learn to fight? Miss Manners' School for Girls? My baby sister could hit harder than you when she was three years old. Damn, if you're going to turn Daimon, the least you could do is take a few fighting lessons so you can make my boring job more interesting. (Wulf)
- Sherrilyn Kenyon

If that rank bastard comes near my baby (Sunshine's grandmother)
Grandma! (Sunshine)
Well, he is. Messing with my granddaughter. I'll boil his warts in oil and feed his head to the wolves. (Sunshine's grandmother)
You know, wolves don't really like to eat heads. Meat, yes, but heads are really hard on the jaws. Not to mention, the cranium gets caught between your teeth. (Vane)
- Sherrilyn Kenyon

You're the only thing I've ever done right in my entire life and if anything ever happened to you, they'd have to dig two graves 'cause I couldn't live a single day without my baby beside me. (Cherise)
- Sherrilyn Kenyon

I feel like some of my baby fat is going away, and that's not just physically, it's psychologically. I think that your body is in tune with your mind and your spirituality and your heart. If things are going better, I just think you look better.
- Drew Barrymore

I haven't had this much fun since the rats ate my baby sister
- Robert Bloch

-Here's a pretty shell for you.
-Oh, thank you my baby.
-Look, here's another one!
-Thank you.
-Look at this pretty one!
-Thank you.
-Here's a REALLY pretty one.
-Um, thank you.
- Jeffrey Brown

There's my baby!" I cried, quite carried away, "There's my poochiekins!"
...
"Sadie," My dad said firmly, "Please do not refer to the devourer of souls as 'poochiekins'.
- Rick Riordan

But even with my minimal amount of fame, there are certain perks. Recently, I was at a movie premier, and at the party after the movie, Meryl Streep was loose, walking around the room like a normal person. Absolutely nothing was preventing me from lunging toward her and shrieking Dingoes ate my baby! Dingoes ate my baby!
- Augusten Burroughs

I might run from her for a thousand years and she is still my baby child. Our love is so furious that we burn each other out.
- Richard Burton

I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash.
- Louis C K

More worryingly, my baby fangs were out, which usually happened only when I was perilously close to tipping over into Mr. Hyde territory. I quickly drew them back in. It didn't help much. I still looked like Dracula's daughter. Which was completely unfair, since he'd only been an uncle.
- Karen Chance

The husbands, who sometimes have another family who's grown, are going, Now I can spend time with my baby. Oh yeah, I bet your other family is really thrilled.
- Jackie Collins

I'm not going to let anyone Wendy me."
"Wendy you? What the hell does that mean?"Talbot asked.
"Wendy, from Peter Pan! Peter and the lost boys set to go off fighting pirates while Wendy has to stay back and clean their stupid tree house. We'll, I'm not doing it. I'm fighting for my baby brother and that's final.
- Bree Despain

'Tis love that makes the world go round, my baby.
- Charles Dickens

You are not showing her my baby pictures!" He sounded horrified, which made me laugh.
"Come on, Evan," I teased with a laughing smile, "you were adorable.
- Rebecca Donovan

I'd like to be taller. I'd like my baby fat to leave.
- Kirsten Dunst

I had absolutely no idea how I had ballooned during my pregnancy. All I thought about was eating plenty of food to keep my baby healthy.
- Jennifer Ellison

when i say i'll murder my baby's mother, maybe i wanted to but i didn't. Anybody who takes it literally is 10 times sicker than i am.
- Eminem

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and stuffed animals, pretend like they're real dogs.
- Elle Fanning

Laya! I'm going to give you my baby. You hear me?
- Jacquelyn Frank

I like my body so much more now since having my baby.
- Nelly Furtado

Baby needs a new pair of shoes,' he said. 'My baby doesn't need any shoes.
- Thomas Harris

I mean, if someone asked for my birth certificate, I'd get my baby book and hand it out and say 'Here it is.'
- Vicky Hartzler

It is my baby and if I want to bring it out to play again, I will.
- J K Rowling

I'm thinking about babies. Emma's baby. Jack and my baby. Growing in my mind, if not in my womb.
- Steven Herrick

Yes, I've kissed a lot of guys. I like to kiss, but that's it. I don't go home with anyone. I sleep with my animals, like my baby monkey, Brigitte Bardot.
- Paris Hilton

I can't remember a time where I really battled with my body, but I can remember being asked to lose weight and battling with the advice. It hurt me. Especially as my baby fat naturally melted away as I got older.
- Rosie Huntingtonwhiteley

Tell the angels no, I don't wanna leave my baby alone
I don't want nobody else to hold you
That's a chance I'll take
Baby I'll stay, Heaven can wait
No, if the angels took me from this earth
I would tell them bring me back to her
It's a chance I'll take, maybe I'll stay
Heaven can wait
- Michael Jackson

Only because The Runaways were my baby and there's no reason to get it back together except to totally have fun. If that's not the goal, then I don't want to do it.
- Joan Jett

I was really inspired while I was pregnant and I wrote a whole album for my baby. I wanted to write a kids album that didn't annoy parents. I used The Beatles 'Rocky Raccoon' as sort of a starting place for my writing.
- Jewel

I keep an outfit of my baby clothes on a hanger in my closet. It hangs there like a heretical, anorexic midget. I do this to increase my chances of getting laid (wet baloney is the key to better love making).
- Jarod Kintz

My baby nephew is a real ladies man. He doesn't need to pick up women. They pick him up.
- Jarod Kintz

I think if I'm 40 and I don't have any kids and I'm not married, I would have a baby artificially inseminated. I would feel like Mary - like Jesus is my baby.
- Kim Kardashian

The cowboy music twanged in the roadhouse and carried across the fields, all sadness. It was all right with me. I kissed my baby and we put out the lights.
- Jack Kerouac

One fan sent me one tooth, so I made a necklace out of it. But then I found a bunch of my baby teeth, and started realizing I would love to wear a piece of my fans' bodies on me.
- Kesha

I usually doze off between 7:30 and 9 p.m. while putting my baby to sleep. Then I suddenly wake up remembering I'm an adult with no bedtime. I spend the next four hours catching up on reading, e-mails, and other adult pursuits until I collapse for good until sunrise.
- Padma Lakshmi

I wonder what my baby is thinking at this moment, he called, rubbing his stomach with his hands. What I was thinking about was whether or not his being my mother was going to wreck my nightly friction ritual.
- Wally Lamb

I have hardly seen my baby for six weeks; have been at the office from nine A.M. to eleven P.M. regularly.
- Franklin Knight Lane

I know this is going to sound corny, but I love my life. I love my baby, so I love getting to wake up with him. And I have the most amazing job, with writing that any actor would love and costars who I can't wait to see on Monday mornings. And I love coming home to my husband.
- Julianna Margulies

They stared at each other for several long minutes hoping the other would give in. Finally she broke. "Fine, will you go in with me then?"
"Will it make you feel better?"
"Yes."
"Sure thing. The worse thing that could happen is people will think you are carrying my baby. I'm sure it's perfectly normal for a female teacher to be with her male student at a pharmacy in the middle of the day buying a pregnancy test. What could go wrong?" he asked wryly.
- R L Mathewson

So you're the guy who did the no-no cha-cha with my baby sister.
- Lish Mcbride

Patients would come in and say, Well, my baby is going to have a cleft palate. I'm going like, that's not a reason. And the doctor would do the abortion.
- Norma Mccorvey

I've lived here... my whole life. It's where I lost all my baby teeth. Where tiny hamster, gerbil, and bird skeletons lie in rotted-out cardboard coffins beneath the oak tree in our backyard. Also where, if some future archaeologist goes digging, they'll find the remains of a plush toy: a gray terrier named Toto I buried after the accident.
- Jennifer Mcmahon

We're drinking my friend, To the end of a brief episode, Make it one for my baby, And one more for the road.
- Johnny Mercer

We're lucky Esme thought to add an extra room. No one was planning for Ness-Renesmee."
I frowned at him, my thoughts channeled down a less pleasant path.
"Not you too," I complained.
"Sorry, love. I hear it in their thoughts all the time, you know. It's rubbing off on me.
I sighed. My baby, the sea serpent. Maybe there was no help for it. Well, I wasn't giving in.
- Stephenie Meyer

How dare you imprint on my baby? Have you lost you mind?
- Stephenie Meyer

She's my baby girl, Quinn. I want love for her. Real love. The kind that makes a man crazy inside.
-Gibraltar to Quinn
- Karen Marie Moning

I am very serious about my baby.
- Morrissey

Mrs. Turner gripped my baby finger.
It's amazing how a man can feel sex anywhere on his body.
- Walter Mosley

I'll love you forever,
I'll like you for always,
As long as I'm living,
my baby you'll be.
- Robert Munsch

But for me, I knew that if I had a baby, I would have to take care of that baby, and I wouldn't have been happy with a nanny taking care of my baby and walking into the room and having my child run across the room to another woman.
- Stevie Nicks

You just need to be honest with how you're feeling. But, a lot of women are afraid of it because they think, 'Oh, they are going to take my baby away. They're gonna call me incompetent. I'm going to lose my job. I've got to be tough, it's a man's world.'
- Marie Osmond

The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama's 'death panel' so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their 'level of productivity in society,' whether they are worthy of health care. Such a system is downright evil.
- Sarah Palin

My baby is the joy in my life.
- Candace Parker

I didn't have any problem bonding with Honey, but I was plagued with insecurities about my ability to bring up my baby.
- Gail Porter

I took a long time off to have my baby and spend time with my family.
- Kelly Preston

I couldn't wait to look at someone who shared my genes. I thought my baby was going to provide a decoder key to my past. But then I looked at Pippa and realized, no, she's actually the key to my future.
- Emily Procter

If only, if only, the moon speaks no reply;
Reflecting the sun and all that's gone by.
Be strong my weary wolf, turn around boldly.
Fly high my baby bird, My angel, my only.
- Louis Sachar

If only, if only, the moon speaks no reply;
Reflecting the sun and all that's gone by.
Be strong my weary wolf, turn around boldly.
Fly high, my baby bird,
My angel, my only
- Louis Sachar

It's a classic album. If it ain't better than 'The Truth,' it's right there with it. I wouldn't say it if I ain't think so, 'cause 'The Truth' was my baby. That's the pure album.
- Beanie Sigel

I didn't worry about leaving the fast lane - I was just so consumed with my baby that it seemed like the right thing to do. I never felt like I left New York, though. If you've lived in a place and loved it, you never feel like you left it.
- Sissy Spacek

I want to see the birth of my baby. Hopefully it's a boy. He can play for St. John's.
- Jayson Williams

I want to be here, for my family. I want to be here for my baby. I want to see the birth of my baby.
- Jayson Williams

It was terrible of you," Shanna pouted, but her eyes danced as they turned askance to meet his. "I could have left, you know. I was that angry."
"I would have followed you," Ruark assured with a flash of white teeth. "You have my heart and my baby. You would not have escaped.
- Kathleen E Woodiwiss