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Personal Hygiene Quotes

If you're insinuating that my personal hygiene is not up to the same high standard as yours you can go suck my galoshes.
- Alan Bradley

Ya know what I do almost every day? I wash. Personal hygiene is part of the package with me.
- Jim Carrey

The word 'personal' is one of my aversions. Personal loan. Personal hygiene. Personal safety. It's only a way of wrapping up bad news that you're in debt, or dirty, or likely to be mugged.
- Helen Dunmore

In any case, his religious teaching consisted mostly in more or less vague ethical remarks, an obscure mixture of ideals of English gentlemanliness and his favorite notions of personal hygiene. Everybody knew that his class was liable to degenerate into a demonstration of some practical points about rowing, with Buggy sitting on the table and showing us how to pull an oar.
- Thomas Merton

I have so much residue crap in my hair from years and years of not washing it and not having any sense of personal hygiene whatsoever. Even today, I go into these things where I'm supposed to be this sexy guy or whatever, and I'm literally asking, 'If I get plumes of dandruff on me, can you just brush it off?'
- Robert Pattinson

There is often an inverse correlation between genius and personal hygiene.
- Helen Simonson

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