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Daily Show Quotes

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.
- Rob Corddry

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.
- Rob Corddry

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of travel. You're going to the worst places in the country, talking to the craziest people in the world.
- Rob Corddry

It's the beauty and curse of doing a daily show. Some days you've got nothing to talk about and other days Dick Cheney shoots his lawyer in the face and everyone is happy.
- Craig Ferguson

I get most of my news from the Jon Stewart Daily Show. It's the most level commentary you can find. You have to laugh, because it's all so true. It's the closest thing to a counterculture.
- John Mayall

No, no, no separate but equal... never the twain shall meet. And the pendulum kept swinging and it came to rest in the bastard hybrid known as the Daily Show.
- Mo Rocca

I get younger people who watch Conan or The Daily Show, but before that it was mostly people who knew me from public radio. Those people are kind of old.
- Sarah Vowell

When you make 'The Daily Show', it's usually not for a laurel, it's for a dart.
- Brian Williams

The one show that I will continue to be a guest on is 'The Daily Show' with Jon Stewart, if he'll have me. It's not competitive with CNN and it's too much fun.
- Fareed Zakaria

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