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Drunk Dialing Quotes

A desperate plea to the Trinity
is not something you can just
apologize for in the morning
-Drunk Dialing the Divine
- Amber Koneval

Pamela Anderson: 'He called and called, leaving about twenty messages, just drunk dialing. One of them was him singing his version of the Oscar Mayer theme song:
"My baloney has a first name, it's L-A-R-G-E. My baloney has a second name, it's P-E-N-I-S. I like to use it every day and if you ask me why, I'll saaay, 'Cuz my Large Penis has a way with P-U-S-S-Y today!"
Actually that was the message that got me interested.
- Tommy Lee

Isn't there a danger with Tweeting, like drunk dialing? Isn't there a drunk Tweeting danger?
- Julianna Margulies

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