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Jury Duty Quotes

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
- Dan Castellaneta

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
- Norm Crosby

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
- Homer

Raise your hand if you had no idea you'd see so much nudity in one week of jury duty.
Twelve hands flew straight into the air.
And unbelievably, Payton laughed.
- Julie James

To escape jury duty in England, wear a bowler hat and carry a copy of the Daily telegraph.
- John Mortimer

Well I was on the jury duty on the Deauville Film Festival, a few years ago.
- Liam Neeson

Political systems are run by self-selecting politicians. We don't draft people; it's not jury duty.
- P J Orourke

I got put on jury duty, which is where I learned how to write.
- David O Russell

The great thing about our system of democracy is when they call you for jury duty, you have to come... It's an honor and a privilege. I was called and I've got to be here.
- Antonio Villaraigosa

Along with voting, jury duty, and paying taxes, goofing off is one of the central obligations of American citizenship.
- Sarah Vowell

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