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A Grandmother Quotes

Every house needs a grandmother in it.
- Louisa May Alcott

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
- Erma Bombeck

The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.
- Joe Bob Briggs

I don't think it's proper for a girl to have three boyfriends." Jennifer now begins to sound her age, and more like a grandmother.
Sally attempts to clear up any confusion. "They're not my boyfriends, they're just boys who are my friends."
"How could I have ever misunderstood that?
- Carroll Bryant

And I would really like to be a grandmother, but only when Felix or Emily meet the right person and are ready.
- Jilly Cooper

Of course, I will continue to share my favorite Southern recipes, just like my mama, grandmother and family shared with me over the years. And now, I'll be adding a little bit of a lighter touch to some of these wonderful dishes.
- Paula Deen

As a child he had grown up without a mother or even a grandmother. He had never really explored emotional relationships or marriage. He'd never been given advice on the matter. The closest he'd really come to seeing a relationship was watching Ryland Miller pursue Lily. The man had lost his mind. Nicholas had a feeling he'd joined the ranks of en losing their mind over women.
- Christine Feehan

And I have to tell you as a grandmother, I worry about the fact that my grandchildren are going to be paying for all the spending, including military spending, that has gone on and the tax cuts that have come through.
- Geraldine Ferraro

Her childhood had been magical, hours spent in ecstatic loneliness in the apple orchard, dreaming of foreign lands and wild adventures.. Everything was new, down to bird song and grass blades. By the time she had reached adulthood, the town around her was like a grandmother who had used up all her stories and now simply rocked on the porch. The same flowers, the same streets, year after year. She longed for someone more exotic. A prince. A pirate.
- Kathy Hepinstall

I suppose if you were inclined to misbehave, you wouldn't exactly tell me the truth anyway."
"Darling, you have a brother fond of holding a gun on me, a sister who can shoot anything that moves, two other brothers who've repeatedly threatened to thrash me, and a grandmother who buys off constables. Do you really think I'm fool enough to antagonize them by committing adultery?"
It was hard not to smile at that. "An excellent point."
"I think so.
- Sabrina Jeffries

I'm a grandmother with dogs and nice friends here in the Rocky mountains. Ever see the movie A River Runs Through It? That's where I live. It's beautiful, no two ways about it.
- Margot Kidder

Grace arrived, like the big, loopy stitches with which a grandmotherly stranger might baste your hem temporarily.
- Anne Lamott

I am a grandmother now, and that means age is creeping on, creeping on.
- Lillie Langtry

I've been a godmother loads of times, but being a grandmother is better than anything.
- Vivien Leigh

Though I was a mother at 21, being a grandmother makes the whole thing absolutely normal and gorgeous. The relief, the joy of being a grandmother is wonderful.
- Joanna Lumley

I'm a grandmother, and a mighty proud one.
- Sara Paretsky

I don't feel like a grandmother. I don't.
- Priscilla Presley

What in heaven's name is strange about a grandmother dancing nude? I'll bet lots of grandmothers do it.
- Sally Rand

I once sacrificed my life to keep my parents' promiise. This means nothing to you, because to you promises mean nothing... But later, she will forget her promise. She will forget she had a grandmother.
- Amy Tan

I can't tell you what will happen over the next four years. But I can only stand here tonight, as a wife, a mother, a grandmother, an American, and make you this solemn commitment: This man will not fail. This man will not let us down. This man will lift up America!
- Ann Romney

I have a role now that I think becomes me. I am a grandmother.
- Gene Tierney

We need mystery. Creator in her wisdom knew this. Mystery fills us with awe and wonder. They are the foundations of humility, and humility is the foundation of all learning. So we do not seek to unravel this. We honour it by letting it be that way forever.
The quote of a grandmother explaining The Great Mystery of the universe to her grandson.
- Richard Wagamese

I've had lots of kids come up and ask for my autograph, I've had a grandmother stop me and ask me if I know a good place to buy underwear.
- Prince William

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