To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.
- Simone De Beauvoir
Being a husband is a whole-time job. That is why so many husbands fail. They cannot give their entire attention to it.
- Arnold Bennett
Being a father to my family and a husband is to me much more important than what I did in the business.
- Tom Bosley
Marriage is the most licentious of human institutions--I say the most licentious of human institutions: that is the secret of its popularity.And a woman seeking a husband is the most unscrupulous of all the beasts of prey. The confusion of marriage with morality has done more to destroy the conscience of the human race than any other single error.
- George Bernard Shaw
A husband is what's left of a sweetheart after the nerve has been killed.
- Lou Costello
A husband is like a fire - he goes out when unattended.
- Evan Esar
Being a husband is for me as big a priority as being a father.
- Roger Federer
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland
A husband is very much like a house or a horse.
- Anthony Trollope
Husbands lie, Masha. I should know; I've eaten my share. That's lesson one. Lesson number two: among the topics about which a husband is most likely to lie are money, drink, black eyes, political affiliation, and women who squatted on his lap before and after your sweet self.
- Catherynne M Valente
- Simone De Beauvoir
Being a husband is a whole-time job. That is why so many husbands fail. They cannot give their entire attention to it.
- Arnold Bennett
Being a father to my family and a husband is to me much more important than what I did in the business.
- Tom Bosley
Marriage is the most licentious of human institutions--I say the most licentious of human institutions: that is the secret of its popularity.And a woman seeking a husband is the most unscrupulous of all the beasts of prey. The confusion of marriage with morality has done more to destroy the conscience of the human race than any other single error.
- George Bernard Shaw
A husband is what's left of a sweetheart after the nerve has been killed.
- Lou Costello
A husband is like a fire - he goes out when unattended.
- Evan Esar
Being a husband is for me as big a priority as being a father.
- Roger Federer
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland
A husband is very much like a house or a horse.
- Anthony Trollope
Husbands lie, Masha. I should know; I've eaten my share. That's lesson one. Lesson number two: among the topics about which a husband is most likely to lie are money, drink, black eyes, political affiliation, and women who squatted on his lap before and after your sweet self.
- Catherynne M Valente
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