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Not Gay Quotes

You're not gay, are you?
If I were, I would dress better.
- Cassandra Clare

You're not gay, are you?"
Simon's greenish color deepened. "If I were, I would dress better.
- Cassandra Clare

She took out a shiny folded pamphlet, the kind they kept stacked in clear plastic stands in hospital waiting rooms. "How to Come Out to Your Parents," she read out loud. "LUKE. Don't be ridiculous. Simon's not gay, he's a vampire.
- Cassandra Clare

Clary- "How to Come Out to Your Parents," she read out loud. "LUKE. Don't be ridiculous. Simon's not gay, he's a vampire.
- Cassandra Clare

Rudy draws his knees up and wraps his hands around his legs, laughing shakily against his thighs. This is not how he planned this, ever, but he can't stop the words bubbling up his throat. "Not gay? Dad, I'm a total nutcracker."
Mr Kringle takes a sharp breath as he looks down at Rudy. "What are you saying?"
He stands up. "That I am gayer than a rainbow Christmas tree. I'm gayer than a sugarplum fairy. Hell, I am a sugarplum fairy.
- Aggy Bird

Wanna rock you, girl, with a butterfly tunic. / No, I'm not gay, I'm just your emo enuch. / Gonna smile real shy, won't cop a feel, / 'cause I'm your virgin crush, your supersafe deal. / Let those other guys keep sexing. / You and me, we be texting / 'bout unicorns and rainbows and our perfect love. / Girl, we fit together like a hand in a glove. / Now I don't mean that nasty, tell your mum don't get mad. / I even wrote 'You're awesome' on your maxi pads.
- Libba Bray

The first time we meet another person an insidious little voice in our heads says, "I might wear eyeglasses or be chunky around the hips or a girl, but at least I'm not Gay or Black or a Jew." Meaning: I may be me- but at least I have the good sense not to be YOU.
- Chuck Palahniuk

I'm not straight, and I'm not gay. I'm not bisexual. I want out of the labels. I don't want my whole life crammed into a single word. A story. I want to find something else, unknowable, some place to be that's not on the map. A real adventure.
- Chuck Palahniuk

It's too bad you're not gay. Then again, if you were gay, I would never date you. You're a mess."
You know, Patrick? If I were gay, I'd want to date you."
Of course.
- Stephen Chbosky

I am not gay.
- Roberto Cavalli

I am not gay, although I wish I were, just to piss off homophobes.
- Kurt Cobain

In the end, I had to call myself a faggot, which really annoyed me, because 1. I don't think that word should ever be used by anyone, let alone me, and 2. As it happens, I am not gay, and furthermore, 3. Chuck Parson made it out like calling yourself a faggot was the ultimate humiliation, even though there's nothing at all embarrassing about being gay.
- John Green

I am not gay, I just like pearls.
- Julian Eltinge

Not gay, just never met the right woman.
- Neil Gaiman

I'm sorry I'm not gay or Jewish, so I don't have a special interest group of journalists that support me.
- Vincent Gallo

Today, many people are engaging in same sex relationships and saying they are not gay.
- Pam Grier

I'm not gay, and I'm not a superhero.
- Jon Hamm

If he's not gay and he hung out with you the whole time, he wanted to be. It's boyfriend or want to be boyfriend or I guess gay. Those are the choices.
- Daniel Handler

It's not gay to jack off, so how could it be gay to give your clone a handjob? If anything, it's on-the-job training for a political career.
- Jarod Kintz

I am not bisexual. I am not gay. I have never had sex with men.
- Matt Leblanc

I did a women's movie, and I'm not a woman. I did a gay movie, and I'm not gay. I learned as I went along.
- Ang Lee

I'm not gay, so I don't know much about Broadway musicals.
- Norm Macdonald

The thing about gay marriage is simply that it's not gay. It's marriage. If you are uncomfortable with marriage, you can not outlaw marriage. And, shocking, even if homosexuality makes someone uncomfortable, one can not outlaw identifying as or practicing homosexuality. So seeing as both homosexuality and marriage are legal, their being combined should be no big deal.
- Cristina Marrero

Honestly, I'm cool with everyone, and people pick up on that. I'd say, 'I'm not gay, but it's all good.' It's kind of like going to Paris when you don't know the language; some Americans get into trouble over there, but I'm just like, 'Sorry, I don't speak French.'
- Dylan Mcdermott

I'm a registered Republican, I only seem liberal because I believe that hurricanes are caused by high barometric pressure and not gay marriage.
- Aaron Sorkin

No, I'm not gay.
- Eric Stonestreet

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