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Cracking Jokes Quotes

Sorrow comes with so many defense mechanisms. You have your shock, your
denial, your getting wasted, your cracking jokes, and your religion. You also
have the old standby catchallthe blind belief in fate, the whole "things
happening for a reason" drill.
- Emily Giffin

If you were on the phone with me and Tommy right now, we would probably forget you were there, we'd just be cracking jokes. It's like Beavis and Butthead.
- Nikki Sixx

I went to school to be a comedian. I was always cracking jokes in class. And after they were cracked, the teacher would try to put them back together.
- Jarod Kintz

I suppose the common idea of me is that I'm going to be someone who's hyper and cracking jokes all the time, but people who meet me are soon disabused of that notion.
- Alexei Sayle

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