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Juno Macguff Quotes

Juno MacGuff: Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment.
- Diablo Cody

Juno MacGuff: Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?
- Diablo Cody

Juno MacGuff: Wise move. I know this girl who had a huge crazy freakout because she took too many behavioral meds at once. She took off all her clothes and jumped into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and she was like, "Blaaaaah! I'm a kraken from the sea!"
Su-Chin: That was you.
- Diablo Cody

Juno MacGuff: [yelling through the house] Dad?
Mac MacGuff: What?
Juno MacGuff: Either I just peed my pants or um...
Mac MacGuff: *Or*...?
Juno MacGuff: THUNDERCATS ARE GO!
- Diablo Cody

Juno MacGuff: You can never have too many of your favorite one calorie breath mints.
- Diablo Cody

Juno MacGuff: I was out handling things way beyond my maturity level.
- Diablo Cody

Juno MacGuff: I don't know what kind of girl I am.
- Diablo Cody

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