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Larry King Quotes

I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to.
- Dave Barry

Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on Larry King, 'I wish I had bought stock in it.' Only a Republican would think the best part of Viagra is the fact that you could make money off of it.
- Jay Leno

Some time ago, I told Larry King that I planned to live to be 102. I still do.
- Maureen Ohara

You give me a water board, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.
(Larry King Live, May 11, 2009)
- Jesse Ventura

At what point does CNN wise up and rein in 'Larry King Live' to save itself?
- Phil Rosenthal

I'll say it: I want to see an ugly woman as a spokeswoman for a women's network. Ugly men are out there all the time look at Larry King, for God's sake. He looks like someone's talking underwear. Why not give America a spokeswoman who ain't much to look at but is competent as Hell? If accomplishments actually count for women, this ought to be a no-brainer.
- John Scalzi

Well, first of all, I was asked by Ross Perot on a telephone call in March of 1992 if, since he had committed on the Larry King Show to becoming a candidate for president, to get on all 50 ballots.
- James Stockdale

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