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Missing Person Quotes

You gonna take the case?"
It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of."
You're gonna have a devil of a time finding him if it was aliens," Grandma said.
- Janet Evanovich

Missing Persons was based in Los Angeles.
- Warren Cuccurullo

I was lingering out on the pavement. There was a missing person inside of myself and I needed to find him... I felt done for, an empty burned-out wreck... Wherever I am, I'm a '60s troubadour, a folk-rock relic, a wordsmith from bygone days, a fictitious head of state from a place nobody knows.
- Bob Dylan

Bloody hell, grandsire," were Bones's first words as he approached. "You've left behind a wreckage of burned bodies, dead vampires, missing persons, threatened Guardians, and video evidence of our race's existence. Then you go on holiday. You really do have a death wish
- Jeaniene Frost

We're going to go in the back room as two singles, copulate back there, and come out a couple. Somebody go tell my clone where I am so he doesn't go file a missing person's report on himself.
- Jarod Kintz

I left my phone number on a napkin, along with trace amounts of spaghetti sauce and garlic bread grease, hoping she'd call me. And when she didn't, I panicked and filed a missing person's report with the police.
- Jarod Kintz

I'd like to file a missing person's reporton my clone. It's nearly 2012. He should have been here by now.
- Jarod Kintz

I can't find my car keys in the morning. Trying to get out of my house is a nightmare. "Where's my wallet? Where are my keys? I have to go find a missing person."
- Anthony Lapaglia

But he's a missing person nobody's going to miss much.
- Graham Mcnamee

Are there any other missing persons living under your roof? Elvis? Jimmy Hoffa? Amelia Earhart? I'd just like full disclosure now, before we go any further.
- Maggie Stiefvater

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