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My Luck Quotes

My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.
- Woody Allen

If my luck held, it wouldn't be a handsome Greek demigod looking for the love of his life or at least his love of a couple of hours.
- Ilona Andrews

Something went down my throat without
my permission."
Shit.
Fear wrapped around my heart like barbed
wire. "What went down your throat, Carrington?"
Her face crumpled and turned red. "My lucky penny," she said, and began to cry.
- Lisa Kleypas

So you and I are to be left to shift by ourselves, with this poor sick child; and not a creature coming near us all the evening! I knew how it would be. This is always my luck. If there is anything disagreeable going on men are always sure to get out of it, and Charles is as bad as any of them.
- Jane Austen

If this fame, which people call my lucky break, were to stop tomorrow, I shouldn't care.
- Brigitte Bardot

Well, I would throw myself under the nearest bus, but considering my luck today, I'm sure it would break down less than a millimeter from me and just ruin my clothes...Probably break my watch, too. (Taryn)
- Sherrilyn Kenyon

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
- Rodney Dangerfield

I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
- Rodney Dangerfield

And I always found that the harder I worked, the better my luck was, because I was prepared for that.
- Ed Bradley

I decided I would go to Chicago and try my luck as a writer after those eight months as a fireman.
- Carl Sandburg

Just my luck,' sighed the endolg. 'Twenty million people in the Realm and I get locked up with a wuss.
- Herbie Brennan

Just my luck, on top of everything else I had to take baboon medicine.
- Rick Riordan

I kept thinking I wouldn't make it to Friday night. That something would happen before then to mess with my luck, something like a nuclear bomb going off so there was nowhere for us to meet.
"Pretty harsh," Leo said when I called him to come get me because she'd left me in the gutter with a broken nose. She never even called to check she hadn't killed me. A date like that makes a guy wish they would drop the bomb. Right over his house.
- Cath Crowley

Goodness me, the clock has struck-
Alackday, and fuck my luck.
- Kurt Vonnegut

Hazel: Listen babe you have to search for your luck it's nice if it just falls in your lap but I look for my lucky pennies....
Maggie: What do you do with all your pennies
Hazel: I give them away. It's good to spread your luck around and it always comes back to you.
- Fannie Flagg

Ninety-seven is my lucky number.
- Antonia Fraser

So with my luck, I'll never make it in time to save the boy in the forest because my hair will have snagged on a tree branch a mile back.
- Cynthia Hand

Finally, a human man saw me as intensely valuable. Just my luck he was happily married and thought I was a freak.
- Charlaine Harris

Why is it no one sent me yet one perfect limousine, do you suppose? Ah no, it's always just my luck to get one perfect rose.
- Dorothy Parker

Richard Burton came from the same town as me, so I thought I'd follow my nose, and follow my luck. I think I've been very lucky.
- Anthony Hopkins

My teeth have never been touched. Why did I tell you that? Knock on wood. I've got a few scars over the eyes, a couple on the chin, a few on the beak and one across the cheek. But my luck is running out.
- Brett Hull

My luck at the gambling table was varied; sometimes I was fifty to a hundred dollars ahead, and at other times I had to borrow money from my fellow workmen to settle my room rent and pay for my meals.
- James Weldon Johnson

In this economic recession, I have resorted to wearing my lucky underwear to job interviews. It gives me confidence, and it helps cover up the bald spot on the back of my head.
- Jarod Kintz

My lucky rabbit's foot has kept me alive all these years. Hopefully it will do so indefinitely. Immortality through sheer luck.
- Jarod Kintz

Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances. (Either that, or my luck's terrible.)
- Groucho Marx

Audition? What did you have in mind?"
He laughs. "Nothing too creative. I don't want to push my luck with the sexual harassment thing. Yet.
- M Leighton

Ever the charmer, eh, Braden? (Sin)
Hold your tongue, Sin. (Braden)
I would, but with my luck, one of your giant Scottish bugs would land on it. Besides, it makes my hand wet and pruney when I do that. (Sin)
- Kinley Macgregor

Just my luck, if I believed in luck. I only believe in the opposite of luck, whatever that is.
- Gregory Maguire

In life I've always considered myself statistically challenged. I married my high school sweetheart and then he joined the Army. Lucky for me, love has nothing to do with statistics.
- Shawn Kirsten Maravel

It's so hard to believe in anything anymore. I mean, it's like, religion, you really can't take it seriously, because it seems so mythological, it seems so arbitrary...but, on the other hand, science is just pure empiricism, and by virtue of its method, it excludes metaphysics. I guess I wouldn't believe in anything anymore if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.
- Steve Martin

I guess I wouldn't believe in anything anymore if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.
- Steve Martin

I just thank my father and mother, my lucky stars, that I had the advantage of an education in the humanities.
- David Mccullough

With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!
- Robert Orben

I absolutely love what I do and thank my lucky stars for twenty-five years of full-time employment in this business.
- Rob Paulsen

I'm getting paid to do what I got in trouble for in the 7th grade. I absolutely love what I do and thank my lucky stars for twenty-five years of full-time employment in this business.
- Rob Paulsen

I fancied my luck to be witnessing yet another full moon. True, I'd seen hundreds of full moons in my life, but they were not limitless. When one starts thinking of the full moon as a common sight that will come again to one's eyes ad-infinitum, the value of life is diminished and life goes by uncherished. 'This may be my last moon,' I sighed, feeling a sudden sweep of sorrow; and went back to reading more of The Odyssey.
- Roman Payne

I love you. I'm madly in love with you. Well, madly obviously, given I'm mad as a mudlark. But you saved my life. I'd be dead without you. And you're so good to me. And you love me too. How lucky is that? Amazing! Amazingly lucky. I can't live without you. You're my lucky charm.
She felt a sudden desire to kill Justin's well-meaning friend.
- Meg Rosoff

I will ride my luck on occasion, but I like to pick the occasion.
- Rex Stout

I feel I'd like to share my luck and my life. Being in love is the best thing in the world.
- Susannah York

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