anybody can be a princess. all you have todo is have the right parents. it's no harder than being born Paris Hilton, for God's sake.
at least you remember to put on underwear in the morning, i'm assuming
- Meg Cabot
Eww," Jack said, and then giggled. "Yeah, and a Paris Hilton doll that had an optional brain."Aphrodite raised her brow at him. "Don't go all crazy. There are some things even Paris Hilton can't buy.
- P C Cast
Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris Hilton.
- David Letterman
Where was Paris Hilton a year ago? She's a fabulous character to write about.
- Jackie Collins
Nerd girls are the world's most underutilized romantic resource. And guys, do not tell me that nerd girls are not hot because that shows a Paris Hilton-esque failure to understand hotness.
- John Green
Wieners, punch, and spinning into barfing would later be referred to as the "Paris Hilton".
- Tina Fey
I'm so overexposed, I'm making Paris Hilton look like a recluse.
- Barack Obama
The planet is in distress and all of the attention is on Paris Hilton.
- Al Gore
Paris Hilton is going on a goodwill mission to Rwanda. It's the first time an entire Third World country will have to get immunizations for a visitor.
- Chelsea Handler
Stuck in my own trap of writing about a nonsubject, I think I can defend my own self-respect, and also the integrity of a lost girl, by saying two things. First, the trivial doings of Paris Hilton are of no importance to me, or anyone else, and I should not be forced to contemplate them. Second, she should be left alone to lead such a life as has been left to her. If this seems paradoxical, then very well.
- Christopher Hitchens
You have people who can't act and they get all these parts. Paris Hilton falls into her own category. She's made a career out of it.
- Kate Hudson
Paris Hilton, that's very interesting what she did. I've never done that. I haven't really sort of ever got into that. As time passes, maybe I should record it and put it in a vault so that when I get a little old don't have the energy I can remember how life used to be.
- Jeremy Irons
I've never seen the Osbournes, I've never seen Paris Hilton. I'd rather read than watch reality TV. I'd rather live life than watch somebody else living it.
- Al Jourgensen
Jesus, man. Why do people want to be Paris Hilton and nobody wants to be Spider-Man?
- Mark Millar
Pamper a tomato, overfeed it, overwater it and you will get a Paris Hilton of a tomato.
- Nigel Slater
When Paris Hilton can top the bestsellers' lists, we are one more Connect Four move closer to Armageddon.
- Corey Taylor
at least you remember to put on underwear in the morning, i'm assuming
- Meg Cabot
Eww," Jack said, and then giggled. "Yeah, and a Paris Hilton doll that had an optional brain."Aphrodite raised her brow at him. "Don't go all crazy. There are some things even Paris Hilton can't buy.
- P C Cast
Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris Hilton.
- David Letterman
Where was Paris Hilton a year ago? She's a fabulous character to write about.
- Jackie Collins
Nerd girls are the world's most underutilized romantic resource. And guys, do not tell me that nerd girls are not hot because that shows a Paris Hilton-esque failure to understand hotness.
- John Green
Wieners, punch, and spinning into barfing would later be referred to as the "Paris Hilton".
- Tina Fey
I'm so overexposed, I'm making Paris Hilton look like a recluse.
- Barack Obama
The planet is in distress and all of the attention is on Paris Hilton.
- Al Gore
Paris Hilton is going on a goodwill mission to Rwanda. It's the first time an entire Third World country will have to get immunizations for a visitor.
- Chelsea Handler
Stuck in my own trap of writing about a nonsubject, I think I can defend my own self-respect, and also the integrity of a lost girl, by saying two things. First, the trivial doings of Paris Hilton are of no importance to me, or anyone else, and I should not be forced to contemplate them. Second, she should be left alone to lead such a life as has been left to her. If this seems paradoxical, then very well.
- Christopher Hitchens
You have people who can't act and they get all these parts. Paris Hilton falls into her own category. She's made a career out of it.
- Kate Hudson
Paris Hilton, that's very interesting what she did. I've never done that. I haven't really sort of ever got into that. As time passes, maybe I should record it and put it in a vault so that when I get a little old don't have the energy I can remember how life used to be.
- Jeremy Irons
I've never seen the Osbournes, I've never seen Paris Hilton. I'd rather read than watch reality TV. I'd rather live life than watch somebody else living it.
- Al Jourgensen
Jesus, man. Why do people want to be Paris Hilton and nobody wants to be Spider-Man?
- Mark Millar
Pamper a tomato, overfeed it, overwater it and you will get a Paris Hilton of a tomato.
- Nigel Slater
When Paris Hilton can top the bestsellers' lists, we are one more Connect Four move closer to Armageddon.
- Corey Taylor
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