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Iced Tea Quotes

... had to pee like a racehorse at an Iced Tea convention.
- Stephen Colbert

American-style iced tea is the perfect drink for a hot, sunny day. It's never really caught on in the UK, probably because the last time we had a hot, sunny day was back in 1957.
- Tom Holt

I put a saddle on my salad, and I rode my horseradish to Rhode Island, where I was just in time to be late. I think I left my time zone change in my Arizona iced tea, so all I have to offer you to drink is water that's been redirected from the Colorado River through a series of pipes and political litigation.
- Jarod Kintz

My thermos does such a good job of keeping my tea hot that it feels like I'm drinking iced tea.
- Jarod Kintz

Jake's hair smelled like iced tea with honey in it, after all the ice has melted.
- Kelly Link

Watching Joel sip his iced tea and listen to stories of my childhood, the ones my mom told at all of the family gatherings, I felt my heart warm. He'd been there too. And as she spoke in scattered memory he was probably filling in the small details that had been lost and forgotten in time by everyone else.
- Shawn Kirsten Maravel

Imagine a delicious glass of summer iced tea.
Take a long cool sip. Listen to the ice crackle and clink.
Is the glass part full or part empty?
Take another sip.
And now?
- Vera Nazarian

He was unmistakably sipping iced tea with the hatters and the hares.
- Tony Vigorito

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