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Say Thanks Quotes

I've always wondered about Stop-and-Go guys. Do you like it if drivers wave and say thanks as they go past? Or is it better if they ignore you? Most times when I'm out in the car with Bull, I give a wave and a "thanks". Usually the guy with the sign stares at me as if I've just escaped from an asylum. So what's the right thing to do?'
'I've never met anyone like you before, Tiffany.'
'Really?'
'No - never.'
'Then you just haven't been to enough asylums.
- Bill Condon

I do not think we have a "right" to happiness. If happiness happens, say thanks.
- Marlene Dietrich

I'll wipe a booger on your wall, not only to say I was here, but also to say thanks for having me over.
- Jarod Kintz

I held open the door for the man who held up the bank. It was the least I could do to say thanks.
- Jarod Kintz

Sometimes I give automated responses to people without even listening to what they say. For example, someone might tell me, "Enjoy the movie," and I'll say, "Thanks, you too." Or, someone will say, "Enjoy your meal," and I'll reply, "Thanks, I wish I were eating your pussy.
- Jarod Kintz

More people are leaving TV behind to read my books than ever before. In the last year alone I gained over two readers (three, to be exact). So I'd like to take a moment and say thanks mom, dad, and kidnap victim I keep chained in the basement.
- Jarod Kintz

I've never seen American Idol but I am grateful to them. That show is one of Fox's biggest moneymakers, and some of that money goes to pay for shows like Prison Break. Simon Cowell's been signing my paychecks and for that I say thanks.
- Wentworth Miller

Grace says, "Are you thirsty?
I could go get the hose..."
I say, "Thanks. But I'd rather have
a swig of some Miracle-Gro.
- Sonya Sones

If somebody says they really like my playing I say thanks a lot.
- Zakk Wylde

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