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Speech Impediment Quotes

I always wanted to be an actor, but with a speech impediment it's kind of tough. I decided to roll the dice and take an acting class, which was very, very nerve-wracking... my stomach would just be in knots.
- Nicholas Brendon

Uh... why does your partner keep saying 'ing.' Mr Pin?"
...
"Speech impediment.' said Pin.
- Terry Pratchett

When approaching a prospective human, first ask them what their name is.
* If it replies "Brains," blow its fucking head off.
* If it replies "Brian," ask it again, as you may have encountered a zombie with a speech impediment, or a zombie that was mildly retarded in life.
* Keep in mind that it is entirely possible that you did encounter a human named "Brian.
- Etienne Guerin Deforest

I had worked so hard for so long that I developed a speech impediment. It happens when I get tired.
- Tobe Hooper

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