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Tiger Woods Quotes

Barack Obama will appeal to both black and white voters in America. White voters who'll think he's Tiger Woods.
- Frankie Boyle

If Tiger Woods had played football, he would have been a quarterback.
- Lou Holtz

I like to think of the world's greatest athlete coming up to bat against me - Tiger Woods, Wayne Gretzky, I don't care who it is - and I'm looking at him thinking, you have no chance.
- David Cone

Republicans are taking the defeat over Health Care as well as Tiger Woods took to marriage.
- Bill Maher

I really enjoy playing 'Tiger Woods' on the Wii, and you can set the levels to easy, medium, or hard, so I think it's definitely a good way for kids to learn the motion of a golf swing if they want to get into the sport. It makes it more fun for them as well.
- Rory Mcilroy

How can I intimidate Tiger Woods? I mean, the guy's got 75 or whatever PGA Tour wins, 14 majors. He's been the biggest thing ever in our sport. How could some little 23-year-old from Northern Ireland with a few wins come up and intimidate him.
- Rory Mcilroy

If you got the game, you got the game. That's why Tiger Woods is out there playing golf with Greg Norman.
- Shaquille Oneal

You can't completely control the sport - Tiger Woods comes close. The test is against yourself and nature's own way. I find golf a particularly good metaphor for this story.
- Robert Redford

You can't take up golf on a whim and find yourself competing against Tiger Woods in the Masters six months later.
- Richard Roeper

Tiger Woods is the only sports star who's worth every penny he makes.
- Mark Wahlberg

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