Welcome To Quotes

I have church on Sunday."
"Of course you do."
"You're welcome to come along."
"Thanks, but I'm allergic to incense."
"That's a shame."
"It's the bane of my existence."
- Beth and Jake
- Alexandra Adornetto

Welcome to the Amity compound,' says Johanna. Her eyes fix on my face, and she smiles crookedly. 'Let us take care of you.
- Veronica Roth

Now this is really going to impress Valentine."
"I don't know," Clary said. "Other crack teams get bat boomerangs and wall-crawling powers; we get the Aquatruck."
"If you don't like it, Nephilim," came Magnus's voice, faintly, from the truck cab, "you're welcome to see if you can walk on the water.
- Cassandra Clare

When I get lonely these days, I think: So BE lonely, Liz. Learn your way around loneliness. Make a map of it. Sit with it, for once in your life. Welcome to the human experience. But never again use another person's body or emotions as a scratching post for your own unfulfilled yearnings.
- Elizabeth Gilbert

Learn your way around loneliness. Make a map of it. Sit with it, for once in your life. Welcome to the human experience.
- Elizabeth Gilbert

Whenever I get lonely these days I think: So be lonely, Liz. Learn your way around loneliness. Make a map of it. Sit with it, for once in your life. Welcome to the human experience. But never again use another person's body or emotions as scratching post for your own unfulfilled yearnings.
- Elizabeth Gilbert

Whoever said marriage is boring didn't marry you!" Livia kissed his cheek. "Thank you for that."
Blake kissed her forehead. "That was okay for you?"
"No, that made my orgasms have orgasms, so it was anything but okay." She smiled.
Blake propped himself up on an elbow to stroke her face. "My beautiful wife, welcome to forever.
- Debra Anastasia

My beautiful wife, welcome to forever.
- Debra Anastasia

So the dickhead had a name. Daemonseemed fitting. And of course his sister would be as attractive as him. Why not? Welcome to West
Virginia, the land of lost models.
- Jennifer L Armentrout

Welcome to West Virginia, the land of lost models.
- Jennifer L Armentrout

Lady Luck finally saw fit to shine her light on me but life taught me to share. Welcome to the light.
- Kristen Ashley

I'm protecting what's mine."
...
"I'm not yours," I said.
"You're welcome to think that but it doesn't change the fact that you are.
- Kristen Ashley

Welcome to my nightmare," Elvira muttered. "Though you got yourself a biker who fills his Levi's so well he should be in Harley Davidson ads and has an off-the-charts ability to give pleasure so you can't really understand my pain.
- Kristen Ashley

A small company is more welcome to me than a bad one: but they must come and go at the right time. So does it accord with good sleep.
- Friedrich Nietzsche

To you who have never died, may I say: Welcome to the world!
- Clive Barker

Welcome to the worst nightmare of all, reality!
- Clive Barker

Did they practice looking suspicious in mirrors? Welcome to the United States. Don't even think about chewing gum the wrong way.' (Carlos)
- Sherrilyn Kenyon

Welcome to life as the lowest pawn in a deadly game.' Kizira
- Sherrilyn Kenyon

I'm stuck fighting. (Acheron)
You're stuck fighting. But you're welcome to come share my beach any time you get tired of the brawl. (Savitar)
Save me a spot. If this blows up in my face, I'll be back with my tail forever tucked between my legs. (Acheron)
- Sherrilyn Kenyon

He flipped the channel to another view of the scorpions swarming over a road downtown toward people who were screaming and running to get away from them.' "Welcome to the apocalypse. Ain't she pretty?" Sundown
- Sherrilyn Kenyon

The train we had so confidently boarded had been speeding at almost 100 miles an hour and it had derailed. Someone, I can't remember who, showed me a newspaper photograph of the carriage we had been sitting in tilted on its side on a station platform next to a large notice that said Welcome to Potters Bar.
- Nina Bawden

Welcome to the truth of our world-a massive seed shot out to the stars, filled with deadly children. A seed designed to slay everything it touches.
- Greg Bear

But the three siblings were not born yesterday. Violet was born more than fifteen years before this particular Wednesday, and Klaus was born approximately two years after that, and even Sunny who had just passed out of babyhood, was not born yesterday. Neither were you, unless of course I am wrong, in which case, welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations on learning to read so early in life.
- Lemony Snicket

Neither were you [born yesterday], unless of course I am wrong, in which case welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations on learning to read so early in life.
- Lemony Snicket

Welcome to Glasgow - the city where we punch people who are on fire.
- Frankie Boyle

What did it mean to be called "lord"? I'll assume you've never had the honor, since I doubt any of you happen to be British royalty. (And, if by chance you are, then let me say, "Hello, Your Majesty! Welcome to my stupid book. Can I borrow some cash?")
- Brandon Sanderson

Welcome to finishing school, Gemma. Learn to embroider, serve tea, curtsy. Oh, and by the way, you might be demolished in the night by a hideous winged creature from the roof.
- Libba Bray

Welcome to adulthood." Cob said. "Every child finds a day when the realize that adults can be weak and wrong just like everyone else. After that day, you are an adult. Like it or not.
- Peter V Brett

A little background: Annabeth used to adventure with Hermes's son Luke. Over time, Annabeth developed a crush on Luke. As Annabeth got older, Luke developed feelings for her, too. Luke turned evil. Hermes blamed Annabeth for not preventing Luke from turning evil. Annabeth blamed Hermes for being a rotten dad and giving Luke the capacity to become evil in the first place. Luke died in war. Hermes and Annabeth blamed each other.
Confused? Welcome to my world.
- Rick Riordan

Here's a tip, Alyconeus. Next time you choose the biggest state for your home, don't set up base in the part that's only 10 miles wide.
Welcome to Canada, idiot.
- Rick Riordan

Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.
- Dan Quayle

Welcome to Morganville.You'll never want to leave.And even if you do...well, you can't. Sorry about that.
- Rachel Caine

Welcome to the human race. Nobody controls his own life, Ender.
- Orson Scott Card

What we've got here is a lunatic genius ghost-in-the-computer monorail that likes riddles and goes faster than the speed of sound. Welcome to the fantasy version of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.
- Stephen King

The cast and the crew made me feel really welcome. Towards the end it just got better and better.
- Charlotte Church

Getting into a fight with a popular senior. Pissing off a school teacher and the local chief of police. Hanging with two major-league losers." She slapped my back. "Welcome to high school.
- Harlan Coben

tiny: did someone die?
me: yeah, i did.
he smiles again at that.
tiny: well, then... welcome to the afterlife.
- David Levithan

There were a lot of things he could say. "Son of a bitch!" would have been a good one. Or he could say, "Welcome to civilization!" He could have said, "Laugh this one off!" He might have said, "Fetch!" But he didn't, because if he had said any of those things then he'd have known that what he had just done was murder.
- Terry Pratchett

Shay opened his palm, a Hershey's Kiss rested in his hand.
Mason winked at him. ''Welcome to the table, man. I hope you survive.''
''I think I'll manage.'' He turned the silver-wrapped chocolate in his fingers. ''Thanks for this. There's nothing quite like a really good kiss.''
His mouth crinkled in a smile and he cast me a sidelong glance, making my toes curl.
- Andrea Cremer

Graves: Are you skipping? Off to a good start.
Dru Anderson: I don't want to deal with it today.
Graves: Okay. I know a place to go. You shoot pool? I'm Graves.
Dru Anderson: I know. Dru.
Graves: Dru. You're new. Couple of weeks, right? Welcome to Foley.
- Lilith Saintcrow

Every day and every night, I dance with Jesus Christ, Prophet Mohammad & all personal Gods: Krishna, Shiva & Buddha. You are welcome too !
- Santosh Kalwar

Bush and bin Laden are really on the same side: the side of faith and violence against the side of reason and discussion. Both have implacable faith that they are right and the other is evil. Each believes that when he dies he is going to heaven. Each believes that if he could kill the other, his path to paradise in the next world would be even swifter. The delusional "next world" is welcome to both of them. This world would be a much better place without either of them.
- Richard Dawkins

Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you've got about a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies--: God damn it, you've got to be kind.
- Kurt Vonnegut

Welcome to adulthood," she said. "It sucks as much as high school
- Sarah Dessen

Hey bands, you're all welcome to fly me to some exotic location and I'll record you there, Y'know that right? You don't have to come to this God forsaken place. Hope I can visit you all in Australia one of these days that would be hot! We'll talk again soon.
- Jim Diamond

I want to take this opportunity to acknowledge that our foreign friends are welcome to join in our endeavor to develop the resources of our country.
- Olusegun Obasanjo

Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.
- Garrison Keillor

Well, everyone, welcome to Shark Week. Oh that's on CBS and there's been a lot of cutbacks, so it's just Friday night for a couple of minutes. And we don't have any sharks, just an immigrant with a puppet. Hey, but it's a start!
- Craig Ferguson

I grew up in a family of Republicans. And when I was 18 and registering to vote, my mom's only instruction was 'You just go in and pull the big Republican lever.' That's my welcome to adulthood. She's like, 'No, don't even read it. Just pull the Republican lever.
- Tina Fey

She laughed. "Welcome to Camp Meds," She said. "Where the campers are crazy and the counselors want you to take drugs.
- Michael Thomas Ford

Welcome to the gates of heaven Adelia, and what did you do with your life? My Lord, I was a bishop's whore.
- Ariana Franklin

Welcome to the Salvation Army. I've never been associated with an offense so nice about giving the ball away.
- Hayden Fry

There is something mean in human nature that prefers to think evil, that gives a willing ear and a ready welcome to calumny, a sort of jealousy of goodness and greatness and things of good report.
- Richard Le Gallienne

That man said he'd take your head too."
"Well, as to that," Yoren said, "if he can get it off my shoulders, he's welcome to it.
- George R R Martin

You might have started out with a clever plan in mind, but you fell in love with her somewhere along the way, didn't you?"
Iain refused to answer him. Douglas wouldn't let it go. "Do you love Judith?"
Iain let out a sigh. Judith's brother was turning out to be one hell of a nuisance. "Do you honestly believe I would marry a Maclean if I didn't love her?"
Laird Maclean let out a snort of laughter. "Welcome to the family, son.
- Julie Garwood

A bully is playing a game, one that he or she enjoys and needs. You're welcome to play this game if it makes you happy, but for most people, it will make you miserable.
- Seth Godin

Welcome to Perdido beach, where our motto is: Radiation, what radiation?
- Michael Grant

welcome to the FAYZ. Wherever, whenever or whyever that is
- Michael Grant

Welcome to Suckersville, man.
- Matt Groening

Scots, wha hae wi' Wallace bled;
Scots, wham Bruce has aften led,
Welcome to your glory bed,
Or to victory.
- Joe Haldeman

Keep it, keep it!" I answered. "You are very welcome to it! It is only a couple of small things, doesn't amount to anythingabout everything I own in the world.
- Knut Hamsun

You are welcome to your intellectual pastimes and books and art and newspapers; welcome, too, to your bars and your whisky that only makes me ill. Here am I in the forest, quite content.
- Knut Hamsun

Welcome to the fascinating world of the undead! Please use this guidebook as a
handy reference as you make your first steps toward eternity. Inside you will find
information on vampire nutrition, relationships, and safety. But before learning
about your future, a word about our past...
From The Guide for the Newly Undead
- Molly Harper

Welcome to Lorelei's. A saleslady glided up to us. She had white foundation pancaked skin, and went heavy on the eyeliner and red lipstick. She wore a corset that barely contained...I'm gonna say it...her swelling bosom. If she had to sneeze, I was covering my eyes because even a slight cough could pop one of those suckers free.
- Kim Harrington

Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!
- J K Rowling

If you had died, you would have been welcome to share my toilet.
- J K Rowling

Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet.
- J K Rowling

Before my grandpa built his own church, we went to the neighboring town, and it was a white community. You know, up north, mostly middle European people and Indians, Chippewa Indians. We were welcome to that church, but once we got in, they didn't know what to do with us.
- James Earl Jones

I don't know. They could put up a warning sign or something. Hello. Welcome to Hindstrap. We will murder you in the night and eat your bloody face if you stay past sunset. Try the pies. Martna Maily makes them fresh daily.
- Robert Jordan

Welcome to,to,to,to,to Stutterville! P,p,p,please have a seat on your own lap.
- Jarod Kintz

I'll name my town "Unwelcome," and the sign will say, "Welcome to Unwelcome."
- Jarod Kintz

It's a shiny tin can of a day, bright but gray. Welcome to one of Florida's two overcast days per year. A Florida winter can last a brutally long 48 hours, and in that time the state's residents don't know how to cope. Probably there are more suicides on these two days in Florida than in a whole year of Seattle's drizzly existence.
- Jarod Kintz

If you can be quiet, you're more than welcome to stay in my House of Silence. Bring your own bubblegum ice cream.
- Jarod Kintz

I was in a self-induced depression. Welcome to me Real World.
- Natsuo Kirino

Welcome to My Super Secret Life, where people try to kill us on a regular basis, and we thwart bad-guy schemes for breakfast. We're almost like a reality show, only without the alcohol and hot tubs.
- Gini Koch

Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion.
- Gary Larson

I fully expect to be able to complete one more campaign goal - and that is to proudly report that signs have been erected as you enter our great state that say 'Welcome to Wild, Wonderful West Virginia: Open for Business!'
- Joe Manchin Iii

And to any new fans we made along the way, I say... welcome to our party. It's just starting to get going.
- Richard Marx

Okay, he hadn't exactly been happy. But welcome to the club, right? He had eyes. He could see auras, those swirls of color that surrounded all living things, as unique as fingerprints. And those auras told him there were a lot of people out there who weren't quite happy or exactly miserable. And they were all getting along okay.
- Melinda Metz

There is no God, I'm sure of that. But the more they've sought me out, the more I am convinced that there are holy men and women. So I send blessings, such as they are, to all my priests who constitute the Resistance. Down with the fur and the edicts. And if they like, they're welcome to include me in their prayers. Can't hurt. None of us will free the world of intolerance alone. We need people of God, especially if He isn't here.
- Paul Monette

The land is ours. It's not European and we have taken it, we have given it to the rightful people... Those of white extraction who happen to be in the country and are farming are welcome to do so, but they must do so on the basis of equality.
- Robert Mugabe

Have you ever had one of those days where you give up on being really clean, and settle for being largely clean? Where you don't have time for the entire scrubbing and exfoliating regime, so you settle for the basics? Where brushing your teeth becomes the most rigorous part of your cleaning ritual? Yeah, welcome to Monday morning at St. Sophia's School for (Slightly Grimy) Girls.
- Chloe Neill

Welcome to the graveyard of ambition
- David Nicholls

Welcome to the resistance, Lena,' he whispers to me. 'I'll try to make this quick.
- Lauren Oliver

'Welcome to New York,' said the sign. We got our luggage from the carousel and went to queue in the taxi rank outside the arrivals hall. As we waited, this massive yellow car drove by. It must have had nineteen or twenty doors on it.
'I knew the cars here were big,' I slurred, 'but not that big!'
'It's a limousine, you idiot,' said Tony [Iommi].
- Ozzy Osbourne

I received the most fantastic welcome to the Broadway Theatre community. I walked on stage to tremendous applause and a long standing ovation, wondering when I was ever going to be able to say my first line!
- Elaine Paige

I want everyone in the Republican party who opposed me to know this: you are welcome to join this people's crusade. Come aboard. You are both welcome and needed. If we unite, we'll win - and we'll rebuild New York.
- Carl Paladino

Hey there, Hallie, welcome to the next place we need a Deer Crossing sign.'
I didn't know that deers could read.'
They can in Cosgrove County. It's part of the No Deer Left Behind program.
- Laura Pedersen

I know that there are a lot of people out there with stories far worse than mine but you, too, can make it. To those of you who have, welcome to life. I celebrate you.
- Tyler Perry

Welcome to the world of being owned. You'll like it. Until you hate it. Nora
- Tiffany Reisz

Potholes and bumps? Welcome to the world. Every road gas them. They're there to be navigated, avoided, driven over, or through to the other side. Don't keep driving into the pothole.
- Nora Roberts

Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars.
- Chris Rock

Oh Ana!" he cries out loudly as he finds his release, holding me in place as he pours himself into me. He collapses, panting hard beside me, and he pulls me on top of him and buries his face in my hair, hold me close. "Oh baby," he breathes. "Welcome to my world.
- James E Rogers

Staple a green card to their diploma - welcome to the United States of America! We want those people in our country.
- Mitt Romney

Welcome to vampire-ville. He chuckled.
- S L Ross

Zane heard Ty whuff from within the bathroom, and by the time he looked back, Ty had shoved Julian's face against the shower wall and was holding him there by the back of his head.
"Watch the elbows."
"Watch your fingers," Julian snapped.
"Welcome to TSA training, bitch."
"Want the other set of cuffs?" Zane asked, hoping to appease his cranky partner. "You could spread his arms out."
"Will someone please tell me the safe word?" Julian asked.
- Abigail Roux

The world now knows that Steve Perry is welcome to come and sing with us anytime he wants.
- Neal Schon

Most days I go home crying
and my dad tells me
welcome to the real world.
- Samantha Schutz

I rely on guns for protection in life. God does not say, 'This is la-la land.' God doesn't say, 'Welcome to Earth. Everything's perfect. There's no crime. There's no murder. There's no death.' The world is imperfect, and you have to be on guard.
- Luke Scott

From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner'... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls.
- Charlie Sheen

A toast to the birthday boy!' Myrna shouted. 'Welcome to the adult world, hon. It's lonely, it's miserable, and God help you. But there are bright spots, and nights like tonight are one of them.
- Natalie Standiford

To the people who are upset about their hard-earned tax money going to things they don't like: welcome to the f*cking club. Reimburse me for the Iraq war and oil subsidies, and diaphragms are on me!
- Jon Stewart

Once again...welcome to my house. Come freely. Go safely; and leave something of the happiness you bring.
- Bram Stoker

Welcome to your new bodies, gentlemen. If you'd like, I can help you start your owm 'dysmorphia is all in your head' support group.
-Doctor Bunnigus
- Howard Tayler

Well gentlemen," Royce said as he started for the door. "And lady. Welcome to Los Angeles. This is our Sanctuary in the middle of hell on Earth.
- Keary Taylor

Welcome to the wonderful world of jealousy, he thought. For the price of admission, you get a splitting headache, a nearly irresistable urge to commit murder, and an inferiority complex. Yippee.
- J R Ward

Welcome to the Information Jungle.
- Tad Williams

It was only after they had left the bridge and its gaurdian far behind that Theo realized he had left Tansy's telephone-brooch in the pocket of his jacket. He had no plans to go back for it, of course: as far as Theo was concerned, that piece of two-legged ugliness was welcome to blow out Tansy's long-distance bill or download a ton of troll-porn and charge it to the Daisy commune.
Betray me, huh? Taste the Revenge of Vilmos!
- Tad Williams

Welcome to Undisclosed. Dreams
Interpreted for Beer.
- David Wong

Welcome to freakdom, Dave. It'll be time to start a Web site soon, where you'll type out everything in one huge paragraph.
- David Wong

This is the breaking point in a human life, right here. This is waking up on an operating table to find aliens peering down at you, this is hearing the audible voice of God telling you the date the world will end. This is seeing a family of bigfoots in the forest and being without a camera.
Welcome to freakdom, Dave. It'll be time to start a website soon.
- David Wong

Anybody who wants religion is welcome to it, as far as I'm concerned--I support your right to enjoy it. However, I would appreciate it if you exhibited more respect for the rights of those people who do not wish to share your dogma, rapture, or necrodestination.
- Frank Zappa