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Yellow Snow Quotes

Somebody once asked me where I come up with my stuff. I replied, Who knows? Where does yellow snow come from? It's just a gift from God I guess.
- Jarod Kintz

I wouldn't really know too much about pressure. I stay away from it like snow in the Sahara. That reminds me, isn't it funny how an adage might get lost in cultural translation? For instance, take the saying, "Don't eat yellow snow." Well, try telling that to a Bedouin who's never left the desert and has never seen pictures of other climates. You might have to rephrase it to, "Never eat yellow sand," which is sort of silly.
- Jarod Kintz

I think we should model parts of the English language after the Inuits, who have 52 words for snow. Why don't we have 52 words for love? Instead, I have to rely on metaphors like, Her love was as pure as yellow snow.
- Jarod Kintz

Don't eat the yellow snow.
- Frank Zappa

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