When Life Gives You Lemons Quotes

When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.
- Scott Adams

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.
- Cassandra Clare

when life gives you lemons, make lemonade
- Dale Carnegie

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. I have several stands around here.
- James Brady

when life gives you lemons, say, "yeah I like lemons, what else ya got"?
- Ann Brashares

When life gives you lemons....they could really be oranges.
- Ellen Degeneres

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
- Cathy Guisewite

when life gives you lemons. Make yourself a screwdriver
- Reba Mcentire

When life gives you lemons...throw the lemons at people..it's hilarious!
- Jayce O Neal

When life gives you lemons, put your lipstick on!
- Dana Page

When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
- Bill Watterson

When life gives you lemons, forget the lemonade. Make a lemon chicken and a rich lemon cheesecake. Blame life for the extra pounds.
- Susie Smith

When life gives you lemons... You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't ever going to see any lemonade.
- Rob Thurman