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When Life Hands You Quotes

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade.
- Dale Carnegie

There's a really stupid saying: When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade. Well, I have a better saying: When life hands you a lemon, shove that lemon up its stupid butt.
- Gena Showalter

That's part of being gay, you know. It's not just who you want in bed. It's who your emotional relationships are with the other twenty-three hours of the day, whose arms you want around you when life hands you shit.
- Kaje Harper

Her mom showed her that when life hands you tragedy, you can do two things with it. You can let it kick you down and make you weak and turn you into a victim. Or you can have hope that you'll get through it and there's still something amazing to live for.
Dylan tells me victims don't make it very far in life.
- Katie Kacvinsky

When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons! What else ya got?
- Henry Rollins

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