You Look Like Quotes

Nurse: "You look like a pharmaceutical rep. you can leave samples in the closet."
Joe: "I'm actually a lawyer."
Nurse: "My condolences.
- Jodi Picoult

I think you can love a person too much.
You put someone up on a pedestal, and all of a sudden, from that perspective, you notice what's wrong - a hair out of place, a run in a stocking, a broken bone. You spend all your time and energy making it right, and all the while, you are falling apart yourself. You don't even realize what you look like, how far you've deteriorated, because you only have eyes for someone else.
- Jodi Picoult

If you do not help me," Tessa said to Jem, "I swear, I will change into you, and I will lift him myself. And then everyone here will see what you look like in a dress." She fixed him with a look. "Do you understand?
- Cassandra Clare

Look at you! You look like Rangeman Barbie. You got a gun and everything.
-Lula
- Janet Evanovich

If I ever had any vanity, then I definitely lost it by being on television. It doesn't do you any favours in terms of showing you what you look like and what your emotions are.
- Clive Anderson

You look like Curran. You have that pissy exasperated look on your face.
- Ilona Andrews

What's with the beard and the horse mane? You look like Rent-a-Villain."
The volhv's eyes widened. He raised his hand at me. "Well you don't look... female... in your pants."
"That's a hell of an insult. Did you think of it all by yourself or did you ask your god for help?
- Ilona Andrews

If you could just see your face," she told me. "You look like a cat in a bathtub.
- Patricia Briggs

Darlin'...I know what you look like when you've been kissed.
- Lisa Kleypas

At least I don't look like a Christmas tree."
"You look like the star atop the tree.
- Jennifer L Armentrout

You look like you got more of a bath than the car. I never
thought washing a car would be so hard, but after watching you for the last fifteen minutes, I'm convinced it should be an Olympic sport.
- Jennifer L Armentrout

You look like you're twelve. No. Maybe thirteen, but my sister has this doll that kinda reminds me of you. All big-eyed and vacant.
- Jennifer L Armentrout

What happened to your face?"
"What happened to yours?" I retorted. "You look like a damn Oompa Loompa. You should lay off the spray tanning, Lea.
- Jennifer Armintrout

...when you talk about Mike, you look like a woman who's talkin' about a guy she likes. You talk about Cal, you look like a woman who's talkin' about the man she needs to breathe.
- Kristen Ashley

You talk about Cal, you look like a woman who's talkin' about the man she needs to breathe.
- Kristen Ashley

Because you are never here
but always there, I forget
not you but what you look like
You drift down the street
in the rain, your face
dissolving, changing shape, the colours
running together
My walls absorb
you, breathe you forth
again, you resume
yourself, I do not recognize you
You rest on the bed
watching me watching
you, we will never know
each other any better
than we do now
- Margaret Atwood

Ah, mother! How do you do?' said he, giving her a hearty shake of the hand; 'Where did you get that quiz of a hat? It makes you look like an old witch...'
On his two younger sisters he then bestowed an equal portion of his fraternal tenderness, for he asked each of them how they did, and observed that they both looked very ugly.
- Jane Austen

James - "Are you paying attention or just trying to make me look like an idoit?"
Elizabeth - "Oh, I'm definately paying attention. If you look like an idiot it has nothing to do with me.
- Julia Quinn

Adron always had a thing for expensive ho's with the intelligence of backwash. You look like you actually have both a brain and a soul. (Zarina)
- Sherrilyn Kenyon

Bitch going to rue the day she decided to unleash Phrixis on the world. (Thorn)
Rue the day? (Fang)
I'm old enough to make you look like an embryo. Sometimes it shows. (Thorn)
- Sherrilyn Kenyon

You look like shit. (Vane)
Yeah, well, I wouldn't date you either, asshole. (Fury)
- Sherrilyn Kenyon

You look like hell. (Sebastian)
Yeah, well, it's hard to look good when you're being tortured. (Damos)
- Sherrilyn Kenyon

A monster. I despise my true form. (Acheron)
I can't imagine why. Other than killing me, you were actually cute in a very Papa Smurf kind of way. (Tory)
Papa Smurf? I don't look like Papa Smurf. (Acheron)
No, baby, you don't at all. You look like sex on a stick. Now is your ego all better? (Tory)
- Sherrilyn Kenyon

Hey, Sunshine, your friend's awake. What's his name? (Starla)
I don't know, Starla. I didn't ask. (Sunshine)
You look like a Steve. Are you hungry, Steve? (Starla)
- Sherrilyn Kenyon

You look like you were chewed up by a wolf and shit down the wrong side of a mountain. (Kasen)
- Sherrilyn Kenyon

I'm old enough to make you look like an embryo. [Thorn]
- Sherrilyn Kenyon

Toys "R" Us. Zack put on a wool cap and sunglasses.
"You look like a bank robber," I observed.
"No toy is safe.
- Joan Bauer

Jesus, Jeff. What happened to your head? You look like you got attacked by a beaver.
- Dana Marie Bell

I know many beautiful people and their lives are just so terrible. They feel so uncomfortable with themselves. Being comfortable is not about what you look like, but how you feel.
- Monica Bellucci

He said, You're so tiny, like a doll, you look like you might break. I wanted him to break me. Part of me did.
- Francesca Lia Block

I can understand there are things like shadows they need to fix after a shoot, but it's unfair to represent an image of yourself if it's not true. They're gonna see what you look like on film anyway, so why try to cover all your wobbly bits in a photo?
- Emily Blunt

The most important thing to remember is that you can wear all the greatest clothes and all the greatest shoes, but you've got to have a good spirit on the inside. That's what's really going to make you look like you're ready to rock the world.
- Alicia Keys

When you look like your passport photo, it's time to go home.
- Erma Bombeck

Why do you look like cheese, Beka?" Nestor asked me quietly. "We've got help."
I was too flummoxed to tell him I hadn't expected help to come so fast. Miracles aren't for the likes of me, didn't Nestor know that? Only the nobility gets them.
- Tamora Pierce

Never before had she seen such creatures, though they looked much live very large, very shaggy white goats. Thin black horns punctuated the top of their long faces.
You look like a collection of grandfathers, she thought, amused.
- Tamora Pierce

When you're young, you should live out every weekend. Even if you look like a scarecrow, you just gotta go!
- Jonathan Brandis

You look spectacluar, Cam.' She smoothes out his shirt and straightens his tie. 'You look like the shining star you are!'
'Let's hope I don't give birth to complex elements.'
She looks at him quizzically.
'Supernova,' he says. 'If I'm a shining star, let's hope I don't blow up.
- Neal Shusterman

Tell you what," I said. "After the testing after the Demon Days, when things settle down -"
"Things won't settle down."
"- I'm going to take you to the mall."
She blinked. "The mall? For what reason?"
"To hang out," I said. "We'll get some hamburgers. See a movie."
Zia hesitated. "Is this what you'd call a 'date'?"
My expression must have been priceless, because Zia actually cracked a smile. "You look like a cow hit with a shovel.
- Rick Riordan

Look, I need to tell you something,' I continued. The words came stumbling out of me. 'I couldnt stand it if...I dont want you to---'
Percy?' she said. 'You look like you're going to be sick.'
And that's how I felt.
- Rick Riordan

She says it has nothing to do with what you look like, or what you have. It has only to do with what you think of and what you do.
- Frances Hodgson Burnett

Unless you look like Brad Pitt, it's really hard to have full control of your character.
- Vincent Donofrio

then why sell?" James had asked. "have to," Redmond said. "if I want to get married and have children and live in this city, I have to." "since when do you want to get married and have kids?" James asked. "since now. Life gets boring when you're middle-aged. You can't keep doing the same thing. You look like an asshole. You ever notice that?" Redmond had asked.
- Candace Bushnell

As in 'The Three Billy Goats Gruff'?" The skull howled with laughter. "You just got your ass handed to you by a nursery tale?"
"I wouldn't say they handed me my ass," I said.
Bob was nearly strangling on his laughter, and given that he had no lungs it seemed gratuitous somehow. "That's because you can't see yourself," he choked out. "Your nose is all swollen up and you've got two black eyes. You look like a raccoon. Holding a dislocated ass.
- Jim Butcher

She frowned at me. "You need some rest. You look like hell. And you're obviously tired enough to have gotten the giggles."
Wizards don't giggle," I said, hardly able to speak. "This is cackling.
- Jim Butcher

You look like a Goth factory exploded all over you!" he called as she ran down the hall.
"Love you, too, jackass!
- Rachel Caine

I want you. Right now. If you said yes, I would kiss you. I would kiss you until we both forgot that lips were made for anything other than kissing. I'd take you out of that outfit, as cute as it is. I want to see what you look like with nothing on. I want to make you sigh like you did with the cake. I want to be with you. Right now.
- Chelsea M Cameron

It didn't matter what you look like. You don't have to get up at 5:30 in the morning and there's a lot to be said for that. Corpse Bride can just play all my parts from now on and I'll just do the voice.
- Helena Bonham Carter

When you put on a clown suit and a rubber nose, nobody has any idea what you look like inside.
- Stephen King

People tell me I shouldn't smoke because it is makes you look like a tit. I use exactly the same argument when people tell me they go to the gym.
- Robert Clark

Avoid the flourish. Do not be afraid to be weak. Do not be ashamed to be tired. You look good when you're tired. You look like you could go on forever. Now come into my arms. You are the image of my beauty.
- Leonard Cohen

In Hollywood if you're good looking, tall, have okay teeth and nice skin, the odds of being successful are great. If you're short and fat, it's a different story. But as long as you look like a leading man type, half your job is done already.
- John Corbett

My darling," she said at last, are you sure you don't mind being a mouse for the rest of your life?"
"I don't mind at all" I said.
It doesn't matter who you are or what you look like as long as somebody loves you.
- Roald Dahl

It doesn't matter who you are or what you look like, so long as somebody loves you.
- Roald Dahl

Harry Potter isn't real? Oh no! Wait, wait, what do you mean by real? Is this video blog real? Am I real if you can see me and hear me, but only through the internet? Are you real if I can read your comment but I don't know who you are or what your name is or where you're from or what you look like or how old you are? I know all of those things about Harry Potter. Maybe Harry Potter's real and you're not.
- John Green

I learned how to get in shape without getting certain muscles too big that make you look like a meathead.
- Jason Dohring

The girl was grateful to the young man for every bit of flattery; she wanted to linger for a moment in its warmth and so she said, 'You're very good at lying.'
'Do I look like a liar?'
'You look like you enjoy lying to women,' said the girl, and into her words there crept unawares a touch of the old anxiety, because she really did believe that her young man enjoyed lying to women.
- Milan Kundera

Mildred waves Carlos over. 'Let me look at you.' She eyes him up and down. 'I saw you when you walked in. What's with all those tattoos? Makes you look like a hooligan.'
'I suspect I am a hooligan,' he says to her. 'Whatever that means.
- Simone Elkeles

Don't start an argument with somebody who has a microphone when you don't. They'll make you look like chopped liver.
- Harlan Ellison

What we need, Mikhail, is Raven's calming influence. You look about as reassuring as a Bengal tiger.
Oh, and you look like a bunny rabbit, Mikhail scoffed.
- Christine Feehan

It would be impossible to be a woman in Western culture and not have your own issues about your image and what you look like.
- America Ferrera

Photoshop is just like makeup. When it's done well it looks great, and when it's overdone you look like a crazy asshole.
- Tina Fey

You'll never get a boyfriend if you look like you wandered out of Auschwitz.
- Helen Fielding

Went to Jude's party tonight in a tight little black dress to show off figure feeling v. full of myself...
... There's nothing worse than people telling you you looked tired. They might as well have done with it and say you look like five kinds of shit.
- Helen Fielding

No matter what you look like, there's somebody who's gonna think you're the handsomest man in the world.
- Fannie Flagg

No offence Mitch, but you look like s*****."
"I feel like s****
- Vince Flynn

Nudge: I look like prep school Barbie. (looks at Max) Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend.
- James Patterson

Make up is generally there to make you look better, not make you look like you're wearing make up.
- Hadley Freeman

Dead or not, you must be bored with women telling you how you look like the hottest, most exotic wet dream they've ever had. No wonder the thought of you, grapes, and some scented massage oils crossed my mind and if you drop that towel again, I'm going to need a cold shower.
- Jeaniene Frost

-"Luscious, aren't I, poppet? Go on, stare. I don't mind."
-"You look like a Dracula porn movie reject"
-"Lets not speak of him. Like the devil, Vlad might appear if we do."
Denise & Ian
- Jeaniene Frost

Why are you so upset? Why do you look like you've just lost your heart? Because the guy you've wanted for so long finally wants to be with you? Or because the guy you actually love thinks the worst of you?
- Brynna Gabrielson

it doesn't matter who you are or where you come from or what you look like or where you love. It doesn't matter whether you're black or white or Hispanic or Asian or Native American or young or old or rich or poor, able, disabled, gay or straight!
- Barack Obama

At the end of the day, the circumstances of your life-- what you look like,where you come from,how much money you have,what you've got going on at home--none of that is an excuse... where you are right now doesnt have to determine where you'll end up. No ones writthen your destiny for you, because here in America, you write you own destiny.You make your own future.
- Barack Obama

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
- Al Gore

Fashion is about what you look like, which translates to what you would like to be like.
- Jean Paul Gaultier

When you're in shape, you don't have to walk up to somebody and say, 'Yo, I love myself.' You look like you care for yourself.
- Tyrese Gibson

Vic knelt by Lucas's side. "You look like crap, by the way." "Thanks for breaking it to me gently." Lucas took a deep breath, then groaned.
- Claudia Gray

You know how you wake up in the morning and sometimes you look gorgeous and other times you look like you got hit by a mack truck? I realized that my mack truck is food. If I have no sugar, yeast or wine, I have no undereye bags and my skin is perfect.
- Mariska Hargitay

You look like gold. I've been fooled before, but now I know I've made the mistake in the past. But now I, now I know the difference from gold and brass.
- Ben Harper

Anyone ever tell you that you look like an orange in that jumpsuit? Auntie Lenore? More like Auntie Clementine.
- Kim Harrison

You look like the vamp who bled the cat.
- Kim Harrison

I feel like run-over crap," I complained.
"You look like run-over crap," Jenks said. "Drink your tea.
- Kim Harrison

Why are you limping like that?' Nicholas demanded.
I'm swaggering,' I informed him.
You look like you're wearing a diaper.'
Charming. And I had a crush on this guy.
Wait. I had a crush on this guy?
Now what?' he asked. 'You're making weird faces.'
Nothing,' I said quickly. Never mind.
- Alyxandra Harvey

You look like you belong in a bad comic book," I told him cheerfully.
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"What did the Drakes do that's got you all pissy?"
"Pissy? Did you just call me pissy?
- Alyxandra Harvey

Americans are really obsessed with their teeth being white and straight, aren't they? I saw this little girl the other day with one of those whole head braces. Elastic all the way around! How traumatizing for a child to have to wear one of those! You look like a monster.
- Kate Moss

My idea of perfect is being too busy laughing at yourself to care what you look like
- Katie Kacvinsky

With that shirt you have on, you remind me of what you look like with no shirt on.
- Jarod Kintz

I know who you are, no matter what you look like, he said quietly, surprising me.
- Stacey Kade

The media works in sound bites. They can make you look like a genius or stupid.
- Kato Kaelin

Look," she sighed. "You might be a lovely lad, in fairness you look like a lovely lad, but I can't take the chance. My kids wouldn't even be able to remember what I was wearing to tell the police. And all the recent photographs of me are bad, very jowly. I couldn't have them stuck to the lamp posts around the city. On your way, son." (Woman to Matt, when he tried to give her a lift.)
- Marian Keyes

I can see! So this is the sky! So this is blood! So this is the world! So this is what you look like, Komamura. You are uglier than I thought. -Kaname Tousen (I'm sorry to say but this quote had me laughing so much XD)
- Tite Kubo

Does this dress make my ass look big?" I ask him.
"You look like a fat cow in high heels," he laughs.
Yes, I am married to this idiot.
- Patricia Kunnyburger

I smiled, trying to look harmless.
"Don't do that. You'll freak everyone out," he ordered.
I dropped my smile.
"Now you look like you want to eat everyone."
"I do."
"I should smack you." He looked back at the humans. (Tommy & Danny)
- Patricia Lynne

I can almost believe the rumors that say you've sold your soul to the devil when you look like that. (Sean)
You can more than believe it, MacKaid. Harm her and I'll introduce you to the devil myself. (Ewan)
- Kinley Macgregor

Courtney came over to me and touched my cheek. I winced. It hurt.
You look like hell," Courtney said.
I shrugged.
She looked at Saint Dane, then back at me. "He looks worse." She smiled. "Awesome.
- D J Machale

What you look like is just one part of who you are - but it's not all you are.
- Sarra Manning

You look like the type of people who would criticize a misspelling in a suicide note.
- Tucker Max

I never wear makeup when I'm not at work. It can make you forget what you look like, and I've grown to really love the way I look without it.
- Leighton Meester

You look like you'd swallowed a ramrod and it isn't becoming-Rhett Butler
- Margaret Mitchell

Last night you said you wanted to know what to expect so you could better select your attire. I told you we were going to visit a vampire in a Goth-den tonight. Why, then, Ms. Lane, do you look like a perky rainbow?
- Karen Marie Moning

Seelie Court," murmurs Nate. "Sounds familiar. Was it in a computer game?"
"Do I look like someone who plays computer games?"
A grin stretches across Nate's face. "You look like someone who could be in a computer game.
- Rachel Morgan

Prince Ronald said, Elizabeth, your hair is all dirty. You are wearing an ugly paper bag. You don't have any shoes on and you smell like a dragon's ear. Come back and rescue me when you're dressed like a real princess.
Elizabeth said, Ronald, your hair is all nice. Your clothes are all pretty. You look like a nice guy, but guess what? You are a bum.
They didn't get married after all.
- Robert Munsch

You look like the cat that ate the canary."
"As a vegetarian, I object to that metaphor."
Scout grinned teethily at me. "As a carnivore, I object to your pickines. Now spill the goods."
-Scout and Lily
- Chloe Neill

A tattoo doesn't make you look like an individual.
- Tony Parsons

What you look like and how great you are rarely go hand in hand. Otherwise, we'd have no trouble judging good men from bad, now would we?
- Dew Pellucid

I think you look like the spawn of Satan."
"Yeah, and you still look like my brother's favorite blow-up doll."
"Speaking of, what's the deal with the size of my breasts in last month's manual?" He'd drawn me so top heavy a stiff wind could have knocked me off balance.
"Creative license," he said with a shrug.
"A little too creative.
- Vicki Pettersson

What the fuck happened to you? You look like you lost a fight with a lamprey. Hickey, hickey...bruise, bruise, bruise...bite. I thought that thing on your neck the other day was just a fluke. I guess not--looks like you get off on picking up a few souvenirs when you...get off.
- Jordan Castillo Price

I don't want to see you. I don't like you. I don't like your face. You look like an insufferable egotist. You're impertinent. You're too sure of yourself. Twenty years ago I would have punched your face with the greatest of pleasure.
- Ayn Rand

You're like a doll I had when I was a kid. She was all stiched together and her head kept falling off, but I loved that doll. That's what you look like. Like somebody just loved you to death.
- Dia Reeves

What's the matter with you anyway?" Riesenfeld shouts "You look like a moon-struck kangaroo!
- Erich Maria Remarque

You look like a puppy. Like I'm jingling my keys and you're jumping by the door waiting for your walk"
"Woof.
- Maggie Stiefvater

I was totally picked on, but look at me now! I was definitely picked on by boys and girls. I was really lanky and skinny and the boys would say, 'Turn sideways and stick out your tongue, you look like a zipper.'
- Krysten Ritter

I want a soul mate who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don't already know, and make me laugh. I don't care what you look like, just turn me on. And if you can do that, I will follow you on bloody stumps through the snow. I will nibble your mukluks with my own teeth. I will do your windows. I will care about your feelings. Just have something in there.
- Henry Rollins

I want someone who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don't already know and make me laugh. I don't care what you look like, just turn me on. And if you can do that, I will follow you on bloody stumps through the snow. I will nibble your mukluks with my own teeth. I will do your windows. I will care about your feelings. Just have something in there.
- Henry Rollins

in other words, accept yourself. love your body the way it is and feel grateful towards it. most importantly, in order to find real happiness, you must learn to love yourself for the totality of who you are and not just what you look like
- Portia De Rossi

Most important, in order to find real happiness, you must learn to love yourself for the totality of who you are and not just what you look like.
- Portia De Rossi

I look forward to being older, when what you look like becomes less and less an issue and what you are is the point.
- Susan Sarandon

My biggest nightmare is I'm driving home and get sick and go to hospital. I say: 'Please help me.' And the people say: 'Hey, you look like...' And I'm dying while they're wondering whether I'm Barbra Streisand.
- Barbra Streisand

Are you related to Criss Angel? Because you look like an angel.
- Kristen Schaal

Lord, I never seen blue hair on a black woman before or since. Leroy say you look like a cracker from outer space.
- Kathryn Stockett

To tell a woman who is forty, "You look like sixteen," is boloney. The blarney way of saying it is "Tell me how old you are, I should like to know at what age women are the most beautiful.
- Fulton J Sheen

Sometimes you get a flash of what you look like to other people.
- Zadie Smith

You look like hell," he said to me in a low voice.
"Gee, Dax, don't coat it with honey. Tell me what you really think," I said.
- Maria V Snyder

There, that's better. Now you look like the wild scrub that fell into my life."
"Because you loosened the vent's screws."
"Best. Decision. Ever.
- Maria V Snyder

You look like a handsome young man...although you might want to zip your fly.
Mom!
What? Should I have not told you and left it for everyone else to notice at the dance?
- Jordan Sonnenblick

Hey, we've all got problems, chum. I'm overly talkative. You look like a field of buttercups in a suit.
- Jonathan Stroud

You there, you look like a well-rounded lady, oh yes, and I mean well-rounded
- Tbbishixo

You're going to come across a lot of shitty band, and a lot of shitty people. And if anyone of those people call you names beacause of what you look like or they don't accept you for who you are, I want you to look right at that motherf*****, stick up your middle finger, and scream F*** YOU!
- Gerard Way

Or maybe when they do the operation- when they grind and stretch your bones to the right shape, peel off your face and rub all your skin away, and stick in plastic cheekbones so you look like everybody else- maybe after going through all that you just aren't very interesting anymore. -Shay, Uglies
- Scott Westerfeld

That was one problem with dramatic exits: Sometimes they wound up making you look like a bubblehead.
- Scott Westerfeld

When you're an actor you don't really know what you have to do until you see what you look like.
- Tom Wilkinson

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.
- P G Wodehouse

Good God, Clarence! You look like a bereaved tapeworm.
- P G Wodehouse

Because the first time they met...
Y-da: "You know, Y-naga-san, the more makeup you put on, the more you look like a guy in drag. So I'm going to call you F-mio!"
Y-naga: "I-I like this person!"
The moment she fell in love.
- Fumi Yoshinaga

You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.
- Henny Youngman

You know when you see a gorgeous boy on the street and you say to your friend, "Look at him!" and then your friend makes a face like, ugly? We all have such totally varied tastes that someone is going to look at you and think, yum-yum dee-lish, no matter what you think you look like. You just have to learn to see what they see.
- Cecily Von Ziegesar

When you look like you stepped out of a catalog, that's never good. People shouldn't succumb to trend, they should interpret trend.
- Rachel Zoe

Well, don't let your thighs rub too close together, because you look like you're about to have a walking orgasm
- Christine Zolendz