I thawt I thaw a putty tat." "I did, I did thee a putty tat" Finished with his Tweety Bird imitation, he grinned unpleasantly at me. "Now, then, luv, let's get down to business - Jeaniene Frost When I was a kid I had this funny blonde hair and everyone called me 'Chick' because I looked like Tweety Bird. - Nicky Hilton I don't, for the record, have a Tweety Bird fetish. - Brian Lamb

The early bird catches the worm. - William Camden People say the early bird catches the worm. And it's true! That's why I work online in the middle of the nightto catch all the worms halfway across the world. - Jarod Kintz

Now, children, I want you all to sit up just as straight and pretty as you can and give me all your attention for a minute or two. There - that is it. That is the way good little boys and girls should do. I see one little girl who is looking out of the window - I am afraid she thinks I am out there somewhere - perhaps up in one of the trees making a speech to the little birds. [Applausive titter.] - Mark Twain Fifteen birds in five firtrees, their feathers were fanned in a fiery breeze! But, funny little birds, they had no wings! O what shall we do with the funny little things? Roast 'em alive, or stew them in a pot; fry them, boil them and eat them hot? - J R R Tolkien Every day, have a little bird on your shoulder that asks, 'Is today the day? Am I ready? Am I doing all I need to do? Am I being the person i want to be? Is today the day I die? - Mitch Albom Do what the Buddhists do. Every day, have a little bird on your shoulder that asks, 'Is today the day? Am I read?...

Larry Bird looks like a bird, and Johnny Vagina looks likehey, what is that in the sky? - Jarod Kintz At the age of six, the criteria for handsome was simply: "Is he not related to me?" and "Have I seen him on television?" That was it. By this standard, Larry Bird, Dick Clark, and Andy Rooney. All handsome guys. - Mindy Kaling I'd like to think that the nature of the two teams - Boston being a championship team over the years and the Lakers, same thing - was a lot bigger than Larry Bird or Magic Johnson. - Oscar Robertson I've got to give Larry Bird his due; he was a great player. He knew the game and he was smart. - Dennis Rodman

God is an early bird; satan is a night owl. Everyone knows that. - Jonathan Acuff The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse who gets the cheese. - Steven Wright The early bird gets the worm.The early worm... gets eaten. - Norman Ralph Augustine The early bird gets the worm but the late bird doesn't even get the late worm. - Charles M Schulz I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt sory for spelling mistakes :) "I'm an early bird and I'm a night owl, so I'm wise and have worms." - Michael scott. - Michael Scott The early bird catches the worm. - William Camden Avoiding Shipwreck Let me emblazon your name upon The blue sky, because I love you. I wish to please you, In any way, as many ways as I can.... I will etch your name into the sand, Because I adore you. I shall conduct the early birds dawn chorus, Because you make MY heart sing just so...

The early bird catches the worm. - William Camden People say the early bird catches the worm. And it's true! That's why I work online in the middle of the nightto catch all the worms halfway across the world. - Jarod Kintz

The caged bird sings with a fearful trill, of things unknown, but longed for still, and his tune is heard on the distant hill, for the caged bird sings of freedom. - Maya Angelou The compelled mother loves her child as the caged bird sings. The song does not justify the cage nor the love the enforcement. - Germaine Greer